"Megan! You're here. Your sticks are in the kitchen"
"Cameron! Thank you. Now where's the pesky bug"
"In the living room. I've been trying to get him to stay away from your food."
"Hey asshole"
"That's not nice to say to your friend"
"When have we been friends? A couple minutes ago you wanted me to get hit by a car."
"That's not true.... I said a train. It hurts less."
"See."
"Whatever"
"Jeez guys stop fighting."
"We might not be fighting if he hadn't texted me when he was drunk. It's all in the first impression."
"We might not be fighting if you would keep your mouth shut."
"Shut up."
"Both of you shut up."
"You, now give me my sticks."
"Come on."
"Of course you came for them."
"Of course you've got to be an asshole about it."
"Whatever."
"Jeez can you guys stop."
"No"
"No"
"Well try."
"Why"
"Oh my god because I said to now come on we're going to watch something."
"YouTube!"
"K"
"Yes"
"Aw I wanted Netflix"
"Aw too bad"
"Shut up"
"I try to make you guys get along and this is what you guys do."
"We would probably get along if we never even met."
"That's not true we would've gotten along if you never existed."
"Fuck you"
"Back at you"
"Stop it sit down and enjoy the video."
"Fine."
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Hey guys, I got a Rowland sweatshirt! I'm so excited. Except the part where I already got dog and cat fur on it.
Question of the day: who's merch do you have?
Love you guys,
Mack
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Wrong number (C.D. fanfiction) (book #1 of the short story series)
Fanfiction'Morgan I'm stuck in my lights' 'umm what lights?' 'My christmas ones. You know the ones I've been talking about ' 'it's september'
