Free pizza... Duh

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"wheres the pizza"

"It's not here yet it'll be here in about 5 minutes"

"But that's the only reason why I came here"

"For the pizza"

"Duh but if there's no pizza why would I be here"

"Because you love me"

"When have I ever said that?"

"When we first met"

"No, I recall saying I love food"

"Same thing"

"Not really but whatever"

"One day you'll say it. I promise you"

"Sure whatever you say big boy"

"And you know it"

"Can you stop making everything I say seem dirty"

"Nope. I never realised how long your hair was"

"Really your wondering about my hair. Do you have ADD"

"What's that?"

"It's where you can't focus on something"

"Don't you mean ADHD"

"No I mean ADD. ADHD is where you can't sit still"

"I have no idea what you just said but the pizzas here"

"Oh my life give me it"

"Here one for you and one for me"

"Thank you now who's Aaron"

"And you're saying I have ADD"

"Shut up now who is he"

"Why not invite him over instead of describing him"

"Please no just describe him. I don't know what I would do if we were face to face"

"Too late he's coming"

"Oh my life I hate you"

"What's with you and saying oh my life"

"It's a new fraise I like to say. Instead of saying oh my lord or oh my god you would say oh my life"

"I still have a lot to learn about you don't I"

"Yep"

"Aaron's on his way right now"

"I still hate you"

"I know"

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Hey guys, I have a random thought for you guys. Have you ever thought that Ed sheeran is trying to teach us math. Think about.

Question of the day: big spoon or little spoon?

Love you guys,
                         Mack

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