Many years ago, I had a friend named William. My best friend, Kaitlyn, was in love with him. Her identical twin sister, who almost no one remembers, Katherine, was an evil witch that hypnotized me with the help of my own fraternal twin sister, Mikayla. William, Kaitlyn, and their friend Jessenia, all defeated my sister and Katherine. They sent Katherine back in time and William followed.
Now, Kaitlyn and I are married, and in college, Mikayla has decided to keep her evil on the down low, and I know something about Kaitlyn's grandmother that she doesn't want Kaitlyn to know.
Life can't get much better than this...
Oh, wait. That's right.
It can always get worse.