The Sashanal Diaries

Chapter 3

A chilling wind blew eerily through the hills of Seshlehem. Bensamargenie hid crouched down behind a dildo tree. He was thinking of a way to make his beloved Jacobina Josephina love him again. He paced and paced but nothing. Then all of a sudden a huge roaring noise came flying over the hills and through the ganja woods. It was Ellachode and Robchode the dragon masters.

Ellachode immediately knew something was wrong.
'Are you alright Bensamargina?' She asked. 'No he said I have lost my amazing wife because I was so greedy and I have an unnatural obsession for thick women.'

Robchode laughed. 'Of course you haven't, you can get her back easily we all know there's only one thing women care about, money and the the size of your dragon!'

Ellachode looked at Rob knowingly.

Bensamargina looked confused. Robchode smiled. 'Here you can borrow my dragon it is the biggest dragon where I come from!'

'And where is that' inquired Bensamagina.
'The mystic jungle of porno hubo' Robchode replied.
And within a flash Bensamagina grabbed the dragon and made his way to win back the majestic Jacobina Josephina.

Meanwhile in the swamp of yippee Jacobina and Lilique were relaxing to some dark skin music while they sat on their giant chocolate muffins. Suddenly out of nowhere a huge pink dragon came smashing through the window.
They were going to die.... there was no way they could possibly survive the impact. But somehow non of the glass hit them nor the dragon. It just hovered above them as if someone was using the ancient ways of the force to protect them. But it couldn't possibly be?

Lilique quickly looked left at her beautiful wife and realised it was her. Jacobina was a Jedi wizard. But it would take such power to lift so much glass and stop a dragon. Lilique couldn't fathom how she had so much power. Then it hit her like a brick of tonnes . Jacobina wasn't a normal Jedi wizard.

She was a Jedi wizard of the beastiality.