The Sashanal Diaries

Chapter 4

Bensamagina groaned in frustration.

'I love you he cried!'
'I'm sorry but I am in love with Lilique now he so amazang. I am spell bound by his ginger turban.' Jacobina cried.

Suddenly Lilique and Jacobina disappeared. Jacobinas powers had malfunctioned and transported them to the dark and whacky forest of 'The shroom.'

All around them were twenty foot tall green and purple shroomez. The ground was littered with used needles and white powder.
"This is a horrible place!" Cried Jacobina.
"No i luv it huehuehue" said Lilique

They wandered round aimlessly for hours, now they were starving - ravenous even.

"We must find something to eat," cried jacobina, "im losing my gains"
"Gains? What gains" huffed lilique with a cheeky giggle, throwing her third tidday over the shoulder.
Jacobina stormed off in a cloud of rage and green. Now they were both alone in this unforgiving forest, they were doomed.

Back in the kingdom of Seshlehem Sashanals footsteps echoed through the palace dungeons. He trudged towards the Jenanal two headeded freakbeast, his favourite slave.
But he would need at least two slaves to pull his carriage on his hunt for Bensamagina. So he selected the runt of the slaves, the Greastiality beast. Sashanal put the reins on the beasts and gracefully clambered his 30 stone body into the carriage, whipping his beasts and grunting as he went along.
While the beasts ran Sashanal dreamt of his thicc bitch the Sultan Bensamagina as he made his way to the only place he thought Bensamagina would be hiding - the Shroom forest.

Back in the forest, Lilique was wandering around, starving, so he grabbed a shroom and shoved it down his gob. He started to feel funny - broccoli was coming out his mushroom tip. Liliquay needed help: he rubbed his third tidday and Degenie Shown appeared.

She was a slim thicc electric blue one tiddied, three eyed beauty with a yellow nail and no tongue.

"Whatta du done ?" Asked the genie in a thicc Jamaican accent, "uno u shudnt mess wit de drugs. I can give u a special potion to sober you up and revive you to find de woman that du love."
Liliquay downed the jaegermeister and asked Degenie "how can I possibly thank you?" Degenine replied "no charge my love, just watch da genie do de dance on du dick" and with that Degeine Shown spun her tidday like a catherinewheel, shaking her mighty bum cheeks while she wigglied her toenails. Once the dirty dance was over Lilique hurried off in search for Jacobina.
Back at the Taaj Mahal Bensamagina set off on his dragon in search for the jedi scum. He had a great view from above and could eaily see Jacobina, meekly hiding behind a shroomez.
"Haha not long till the bish will be mine again, hue hue hue".