The Sashanal Diaries

Chapter 2

Sultan Bensamagina of the Lightskin Bois and his wife Jacobina Joesphina of the Malloricans arrive at the Sashanal's Palace.

Bensamagina and his beautiful wife Jacobina Joesphina had been travelling for miles on their asian three humped camel when they spotted a golden palace of Oreos. They crept up to the palace gates and Joesphina cried in a meek voice, "help us kind princess, we have been travelling so long we are losing our gains!" The gate opened with a thud and revealed a 7 foot tall, 30 stone beautiful asian delicate princess with hooved feet.
Bensamagina stopped in his tracks, a wave of garlic bread breath stung his eyes and he was in love. The beautiful princess ushered them to come inside the palace. Jacobina looked down and saw Bensamagina fancied the princess and stormed off. Now Bensamagina and Sashanal were alone, he whispers in his ear "I think we're alone now." A flash mob appears - they start to sing "I think we're alone now, the beating of our hearts is the only sound" .....

Jacobina stumbled through the twisted woods, tears bluring her eyes with the realisation her husband Bensamagina wasn't inlove with her anymore. She hears the clamping of horses hooves and Lord Liliquay jumps off his noble steed, ties Jacobina up in his armpit hair, revealing his three huge man breasticles. He swooshes Jacobina onto his horse and they ride away into the sunset far far away from Seshlehem.

Meanwhile at the palace, Sashanal was showing Bensamagina round his dungeon bondage rooms. In the back of Bensamagina's mind however, he was thinking of his loyal wife. But he couldn't control his thirst and urge for the beautiful 7 foot woman - he wanted to be controlled. He ripped back her royal gown, excited to see what lay beneath, ready to make the princess his..... to reveal nothing! She had no gender! No willy wonk no tinkie wink!

What have I done! Cried bensamagina. Ive lost my kind wife! For a plank of wood!

But it was too late, Jacobina and Liliquay had already become married and moved into the Taaj mahal with one thousand ponies and 3 ogre transgender squid babies.