Third Wheel Problems

The Woods

3:00ish

I was walking as Sean (bean) sent me out into the woods because i needed to find Micheal and Tori to talk with them. I walked down when I had about just enough waling because of rain and other crap. While I was walking I noticed two figures moving in an awkward direction like kissing direction (WTF?). I walked closer tripping over stuff when I got closer to them and it was them. Luckily, Jesus. I snapped a branch. Damn it! I kept walking closer as they looked back noticing me with fire in there eyes because they really didn't want me there. Who cares am I right? Probably them but who cares?

I walked closer and closer as the prey falls into the predators trap. "Why are you here?" Micheal asked. "Because I have right my dood so piss off." I said spiteful. "EWWWWWW." I had just stepped on a bloody tampon. "I was about to warn ya you know?" Tori said. "Go away or just go away far enough and give me your phone!" Micheal said like a drunk duck. "Why?" I asked angered because I had some good music playing. "Because I don't want you to record us making out like a porn shoot if you know what I mean." He said. "Fine." I answered. I gave him the phone but what he doesn't know is that I snuck got it back and recorded a video. (If you want to see it hit me up ill send it to you or whatever rubs you the right way) I snuck back and heard that weird squeaking sounds people make when there mad kissing. Gross. Time passed by when I heard "Wheres the dildo called Micheal?" From the distance. He got up and stated looking with his squinting self and noticed it was two kids walking towards us. Tori remained quiet this whole time looking into space like she was watching somebody get killed in an electric chair. They walked over and Tori got up finally saying "Hey lets go somewhere that I go when coming here." We all went and for at least an hour we were walking in circles when Tori broke off the trail and told me to come. She pointed to some weird hut type thing and out of nowhere "Ive thought about killing myself, I like looking here because you know i'm type witch." Tori said. "DAFUQ!" I said in confusion. Wev kept walking when Tori said....

"This is the place." Pointing to some dumb slanted tree I freaked out because for an hour we were walking in the woods while raining and had my my backpack with me, So as any sane person I snapped (Haha get it snapped in the woods? Man my jokes suck) "WE CAME THROUGH THE DUMB WOODS FOR NOTHING JUST A STUPID HANGING TREE AS YOU CALL IT THAT'S IT IV'E HAD ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSCHLAKY!" I stormed out of the woods upset and walked back as Micheal tried doing some weird crap with a twig . "That's enough I hate the bulling!" *Click* I shot up the school NO JUST KIDDING that was my uncle Joe. Tori tried catching up with me but I picked up paste more and more frustrated at this relationship. It was going nowhere well at least that's what I thought