Jokes/really bad pickup lines/ Comebacks/and stuff. LMFAO ~Chrissy

My worse pick up lines ahahha

1.That shirt looks very becoming on you............... of course if I were on you I'd be coming to.

2. If i said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?.............. Pleaseeeeeee!!!

3. Are you legs tire? because you've been running through my mind all day.

4. Is your father a thief? Because he stole the stars in the skies and put them in your eyes.

5. That dress looks nice........... of course, it'd look better crumpled up in the corner of my room.

6. Are you lost, ma'am? cuz heavens a long way from here.

7. Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants.

8.Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!!!!

9. (Checks females shirt tag) yep just as i thought made in heaven.

10. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

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