Pikachu: Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, children of all ages! I present you...! Pikachu with a Mustache: part 30!!
*Crowd roars*
Pikachu: Now, with your hosts, Chad and Artemis!
*Crowd roars once again, curtains move back to reveal the scene*
Chad: *Sitting in a chair drinking a cup of tea*
Artemis: *Sitting in a chair across from Chad also drinking tea*'
Chad: Ah, what a lovely day, isn't it?
Artemis: Why, yes indeed. A great day to be enjoying the wonderful weather while having us a lovely cup of the finest tea.
Chad: Plus, the wonderful celebration of the thirtieth chapter of Pikachu with a Mustache.
Artemis: Ah, yes. Pikachu with a Mustache.
Chad: It feels as if it was just yesterday that I started it. Plus, a few weeks ago it was my birthday.
Patrick: *Walks in while wearing a tuxedo, a small napkin neatly folded over his arm* Why, Mister, how old are you now?
Chad: I am now fifteen years old, and I feel refreshed since I'm in a new age. Why, I almost feel reborn!
*Everybody laughs all casual and stuff*
Patrick: So, what are you going to do for your birthday?
Chad: Actually, I'm not quite sure. I know that I get to take two friends along.
Artemis: AND I'M ONE OF THEM! I mean—and you said I was one of them, right?
Chad: ..... Why, yes.
Patrick: I must ask: Why are we all acting so...sophisticated?
*Record scratch*
Chad: .... I don't fucking know, really. *Stands and picks up a few donuts as she drank some of her tea*
Katie: *Walks in, grabs some donuts before she flips the table, takes Chad's cup and throws it before grabbing his feet and dragging him out of the room*
Chad: o3o Bai guys *Noms on some donuts*
Artemis: NOOOO *Dives and grabs Chad's feet as she too was then being dragged*
Patrick: *Blinks* *Stares at the floor* *Finds a mustache and puts it in his forehead* Hehe~ :3
Pikachu: *Storms onto the stage*
*Crowd screams and whistles at the smexi Pikachu*
Pikachu: Excuuuuuse me! But that, my friend, is /my/ mustache! *Rips it off his head and places it back on his upper lip* Good day to you, sir! *Turns and storms out*
Patrick: But I—
Pikachu: I SAID GOOD DAY!
Patrick: .3. Whale den
*Crowd claps and cheers as the curtains close*
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Chad: Hm? Oh hai dere. It looks like you just finished the random scene we put together. Weird, huh? Yeah I know. Well, let's just get back to our normal stuff now, shall we?
Artemis: What was the meaning behind the whole thing anyway?
Chad: I have no clue. But at least we weren't in banana suits again.
Artemis: True, true..
Patrick: IIIIIII LIKE CANDY!
Chad: You like somethin' alright >.>
Artemis: So...
Pikachu: AND DO THE SPONGE!
Chad: This is weird. Omg I already know what the next chapter is going to be for this book.
Artemis: And that is...?
Chad: You'll see :3
Pikachu: Oh great.
Slendy: Well, I'd like to ask a question.
Chad: Shoot.
Slendy: Is anyone gonna tell me what the firetruck is a tampon?!?!?
Pikachu: Nope.
Slendy: YOU LITTLE SHI—
Chad: Aaaannnd we'll be right back after these messages! >.>
Slendy: No, you tell me what a tampon is right now!
Pikachu: o.o
Chad: A tampon is a type of ice cream.
Slendy: .-.
Pikachu: Yeah. It tastes goooood~! >.>
Artemis: I'm just gonna... *Disappears*
Slendy: I'm serious.
Chad: Yeah. So am I. And wanna know what else I'm serious about? Ending the chapter right here!
Stay tuned for the next part!
K Bai!
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Pikachu with a Mustache
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