"Hey it's shugabush and before you ask um who are you talking to well you of course I know insane I just broke the fourth wall " I say a maw looked at me like I was crazy and then you must be like maws don't have eyes yeah I know but hey I still sense it gave me a look I sigh this was not good for my health I was not your average monster I know their is people watching me through a screen other monsters are just as blind as a maw
Mean I know I felt ashamed to call myself a monster anyway I'm out of choir school I've already perfected the whole instrument thing some monsters call me and old crazy guy . Like seriously I'm not fifty or even thirty believe it or not I'm not alone in the big blue bubble the entbrat believes my rambling but be honest you don't think I'm crazy right then again maybe I am after or maybe the monster God decided to burden me with the ability to know of humanity
I haven't even gotten to the good parts yet like my huge family I could easily waste your day by naming my brothers and sister wait you didn't know shugabuzz is a girl I know freaky right and they say I'm bad . We have our own island because apparently when the main island broke off my whole family lived on that whole space " um shugabush why are you on someone's phone " I say shaking my head see you guys : )
