[Intro]
Sans! Sans! Wake up!
What is it, dude?
A human has fallen from the surface world!
Really?
No time for puns
Ah, come on, that was a real RIB tickler, ayy
Ugh! Enough!
Alright, here we go again
[Verse 1]
Welcome to the underground
How was the fall?
If you wanna look around
Give us a call
We don't see humans often
We're happy you just dropped in
I'll be so popular once I show all the monsters what I've just brought in
Hey! Papyrus, mind your manners
Can it, Sans, no time for banter
Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric
Call me what you want, I got thick SKIN
We are monsters, the awfullest kind
To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE
[Chorus]
We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
Humans betrayed us and left us burnin'
One day we'll make our way back to the surface
Through all your travels, your sins will follow
Your consequences aren't easy to swallow
Who's the real monster, now you should know
You've cut this story down to the BONE
[Verse 2]
Really, Sans?
What?
The last line of the chorus is a pun?
Yup
You imbecile! That was very... clever...
Heh. Thanks, buddy
You're stuck in the underground!
Thanks to the fall
Good luck ever getting out
Prepare to brawl
You could show MERCY to us
Or turn all of us to dust
Is your heart full of evil
Or full of LOVE
I, the great Papyrus, challenge you to try getting by us
Test the human with one of your puzzles
Brilliant, Sans, that'll leave him befuddled I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti
Smells like the CREEPYPASTA is ready
Stop it Sans! I'm done with the jokin'
Sounds like someone's FUNNY BONE'S broken
[Chorus 2]
We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
I am the mastermind, he's my apprentice
You're only still alive because I made a promise
You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours
You might even decide to srat talking to flowers
Who's the real monster, now you should know
You've cut this story down to the BONE
[Verse 3]
Someday I'll join the Royal Guard
When I catch this child, could it be that hard
Look, if I'm being honest My brother ain't nothing but harmless I know you and all you want You'll get a lot more from Sans then a font The deeper you go, the messier it gets If I had my way you'd already be dead Kidding, if you couldn't tell I get so bored I amuse myself Down here in the underground You're all alone We wanted to tell you now You're kinda BONED If you survive this prison You will know nihilism Don't mess around with monsters There scared of tiny children HA You've come so far, but soon you'll stumble When I stump you with some junior jumble! Not so sure you'll get him with that Alas, I'll hit him with my special attack LEAVE ME ALONE! You know I have a knack, for the trom - BONE You know I've got a knack for the One more pun, and I'll be done But ain't two skulls better then one?
[Chorus 3]
We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations You know your stories already been told We can play again if you sell your SOUL I've got my eye on you so you just watch it I'll find any SKELETONS hiding in your closet Who's the real monster now you should know You've cut this story down to the BONE!
YOU ARE READING
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