1. How are old light bulbs and blondes alike?
-there both hot and not very bright.
2. When the teacher asked how he did his math homework he said, "math"
3. When they said 'I need a 6 month vacation 2 times a year.' You say,don't we all, idiot!
4. When a person says ' I have quick reflexes.' Or ' expect the unexpected.'
You slap them in the face and say ' did you expect that?'
5. When you realize when your boss is really dumb,you know if he was any smarter you would not have this job in the first place!
-now would ya?!
6. What's blue and fussy?
-pink fuzz holding its breath
7. Conversation
Teacher:Why are you talking in the middle of my lesson?
Student:Why are you teaching in the middle of my conversation?
8.'quote' Don't try to be Pretty like Barbie, because Barbie was born Plastic.
9.stupid joke.
Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A. Where's my tractor?
10. So a roman person came into a bar and said I would like 5 beers please and he makes a 5 with his hands. It looks like this -✌
-haha!😄
-Note:✌ is 5 in roman numerals
Hope you guys liked this part I will be making more if you want me to! Also cheak out my friend Evangeline stein, for her Funniest Uranus Jokes!
-Lumana Salton peace!✌😊
