9:35pm
Clarke: so Lexa and I have decided something pretty important
Bellamy: *crossing fingers* please say to not have sex against windows
Octavia: *crossing fingers* please say to not have sex
Lexa: lol tHATS NOT GONNA HAPPEN BICH
Clarke: so we have decided that if one of us is asked out by Kara Danvers, we would immediately break up
Lincoln: that's weird because that's the exact same pact Octavia and I have
Octavia: holy sHIT
Bellamy: I literally have that same pact with John
Bellamy: I mean....
Bellamy: I do not have a relationship with Murphy pfff
Bellamy: I gotta go I burnt my cereal
{Bellamy has left the groupchat}
Raven: WTF JUST HAPPENED
Raven: IS ANYONE ELSE FREAKING OUT WTF WTF WTF
Clarke: I'm just... So...
Jasper: Murphamy is... Cannon?
Monty: what is goin on
Roan: oh ya they were holding hands and stuff at Starbucks
Clarke: AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME???!!!!
Clarke: YOU MAN WHORE I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU SAW THEM AT UR WORK A N D U D I D N T T E L L M E
Clarke: I'm DISOWNING YOU
Roan: you can't disown me im your brother?
Clarke: consider yourself DISOWNED
Monty: I'm disowning u too
Jasper: I'm thinking of reinstating lvl 40
Lincoln: please don't
Jasper: mmmmm
Clarke: hmmmm
Roan: I don't know what lvl 40 is... But please don't
Clarke: sigh
Raven: sigh
Jasper: FINNNNEEEE if only you send a picture of ur butt to the chat
Roan: UHM NO
Clarke: NO O
Clarke: IVE SEEN HIS BUTT BEFORE AND ITS GROSS
Bellamy: ew why did u see his butt
Clarke: roan doesn't know how to lock a fucking door
Roan: OH IM SORRY THAT U DIDNT ASSUME I WAS IN THE BATHROOM FROM THE SOUND OF LAST RESORT BY PAPA ROACH BLASTING THROUGH THE RADIO AND ME SINGING MY HEART OUT (WHICH BY THE WAY SOUNDED AMAZING THE BATHROOM HAS WONDERFUL ACOUSTICS)
Clarke: WHO PLUCKS THEIR EYEBROWS NAKED
Roan: ME
Clarke: WHY WOULD U EVEN DO THAT THERE IS NOT LOGICAL EXPLANATION
Roan: MAYBE ITS BECAUSE I LOVE MY BODY AND ENJOY ADMIRING IT THROUGH THE MIRROR
Clarke: SO NOW UR SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO URSELF!?
Roan: FIRST OF ALL YOU CAN ADMIRE A PERSONS BODY WITHOUT BEING SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THEM AND SECOND OF ALL YES I AM FUCK YOU
Clarke: FUCK YOU TOO, YOU CHEWBACCA LOOKING MOTERFUCKER
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The 100 Groupchat (lots of Clexa)
FanfictionBasically all of your favourite 'the 100' characters are in modern times and are on a chatting app and are best friends who love memes. Literally like no plot. (Update, there is lowkey a plot) Basically all around fuckery and jokes. Have fun reading...
