Ask and dare Comet Dragonfly and Maria Diaz ( starco genderbend) (CLOSED)

Learning how to play the guitar well enough to get you chicks with Ruberiot

( Reason why I made this chapter because I'm madly in love now with Ruberiot and Patrick Stump )

BTW here is  video where I got the idea from

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Ruberiot : Learning how to play guitar well enough to get you chicks vol. 1

They're literally thousands of chords and four of them are needed to play one well.

So let's get started .

Where's my pick.

Ruberiot : *looks at his pockets and brought his wallet out* That's right, it's in my wallet.

Lesson number one : Always keep your pick in your wallet so it seems like you love guitar enough to be ready to play it no matter what.

Now, let's play some chords. This is Esus4 
*Strums*.

*Sudden door knock*

Ruberiot : Come in.

*Hot lady enters and sits next to Ruberiot*

Ruberiot : This is B7sus4 *strums again*

*Hot lady again enters the building*

Ruberiot : And now this D *strums* and B sharp *strums*

*More hot ladies enter the building*

Ruberiot : Lesson number 2 : always play a popular song like my personal favorite, The Ballad of Star Butterfly. So you don't have to sing and learn the words.

🎵 '  Weaving magic like a born spell-caster. And wreaking havoc like a-

*Hot ladies started to sing along*

* Ruberiot then stops to singing*

Hot ladies : 🎵' Natural disaster. She rocks her narwhal blast and Warnicorn stampede. SHE'S GONNA EARN HER CROWN AND HAIL TO THE QUEEN!!!!   ' 🎵

Time Skipped and more hot Ladies enter the building...

Ruberiot : Lesson number 3 : Take a break from playing and just tap from the guitar. It's easy and makes you multi talented. *Taps*.

🎵' She's a rebel princess, she's the best-

*Hot ladies started to sing along and popped out of nowhere*

🎵' She's ball of lightning in a hot pink dress! She's a thunderstorm roaring through the night. She's our shooting star and she's lighting up the sky!!! ' 🎵

Time Skipped with more hot ladies entering the building....

Ruberiot : Lesson number 4 : Play a lot of muted strings like this *strumming* Open songs like this are really pretty *strumming*

*Hot ladies then started to become flirty and touchy all around Ruberiot*

Ruberiot : There's a lot of me to go around
*Keeps on strumming*

Ruberiot : Okay, now you know enough guitar to get you chicks *stops strumming ( which is a bad idea)*.

Ruberiot : If you have time enough with your massive date sessions, feel free to learn more chords...

*Hot ladies started sitting on his lap and being touchy too much*

Ruberiot :....Or not.