No, yes, sometimes, depends, I don't care, whatever are just some of the many answers people respond with.
It depends for me because sometimes i don't want to believe.
No man in their right mind would climb a tower to save a princess when she has a witch as a grandmother. I would be like hell to the fucking no, bye bish and leave the princess.
But what about that hair, it's fucking disgusting. Has she washed it in any of her movies, no. I wouldn't want to touch that nastiness, she probably has lice.
Now let's think of some logic here, it would fucking hurt her when someone climbed up her hair. She probably gets major headaches and it would be so annoying to carry around.
The easiest way to beat this fairytale is to cut her own hair off because it wouldn't allow the witch to climb it and you can try to escape. Or else you can fucking jump out the window, your choice.
What about the prince fallin so easily for a girl in a tower, it must be that something is so hard to reach so he has to get to it.
Our generation today would look at the girl in the tower and then walk away. Oops I meant to say our generation is a bunch of dicks.
What about when a prince runs after his princess. She only knew him for 1 night maybe 2, I can't remember lol 😂.
In reality if someone runs after you when they only have known you for a bit, fucking call rape. No guy will run after you so don't run from them cause you'll lose.
I don't understand why someone would more than willing to be in a relationship, when it's just another thing to worry about. But you do you and I'll do me, I don't give a fuck if you're in on my team.
What about a kiss to awaken a sleeping princess. It's not like a kiss can heal/change anything. True love or not.
The filmmakers of Snow White made it seem like I could kiss any problem and it will magically fix itself. So let's try it!!!
"Dang I have to take out the garbage" I wonder if I kiss it will it take its self out. *kisses garbage can* boom magic!!!!! Nothing happened, um, uhh well I'm gonna leave this awkward situation to take out the garbage. BYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
*RAGE LEVELS where used in this chapter. I love these fairytales but that's just it there fairytales, also know as politically incorrect. If you found this offensive, sorry but not sorry. It's your fault for reading this book, not mine. I'm just expressing my thoughts and feelings also know as legal by the 1st amendment.
I hope u enjoyed because I enjoyed writing.
WARNING LANGUAGE AND OFFENSIVE CONTENT, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. BYEEEEE!!!!*
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