Cuffed

how rood

jaebae

i cant

FUCKING 

believe you

jaebae

i thought we were cool

i thought the 11 yrs we've known each other meant something

i thought you cared

litmamiclee

okay, first of all we've known each other for 13 years so wOw

also u know the word "care" and all dem derivatives are not in my vocabulary so wut?

second of all

let me explain

jaebae

not only did you steal hoseok, i saw him, wonho, AND sehun come out your room last night

or actually this morning idk

COULDA AT LEAST LET ME GET SEHUN

WHAT A FRIEND YOU ARE

jaebae

you could of even had the decency to wait a bit before coming to our table at the strip club, jeez

litmamiclee

AIGHT, HOL UP RIGHT DERE BITCH

that really wasn't my fault

i'll own up to the multiple finessing, but i had no choice

i had to come over

jaebae

u got air freshener in your room?

litmamiclee

nah, it's in the bathroom cabinet

y?

jaebae

oh nothing

it's just that i smell a whole lot of bullshit from your side of the house, that all

litmamiclee

IT WASN'T MY FAULT

WHY YOU LET HIM REQUEST ME, YOU DUMBASS

jaebae

wait

request?

litmamiclee

yes, request

that sheet of paper y'all filled out was a request sheet

people pick the stripper they want if they have a preference

AND SINCE YOUR BUDDY HOSEOK HAD THE BIGGEST RESERVED PARTY, HE GOT DIBS ON WHO HE WANTED

WHICH INCLUDES THE BADDEST BITCH UP IN THERE

AKA BLACK PASTEL

AKA ME HOE

litmamiclee

SO I REPEAT