Questions and dares!

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AC: zzzzzzZZZzz...
Ryuga: AC, there's more questions and some dares now.
AC: zzzzzzz...
Ryuga: fine then🍜🍡🍶🍖🍖🍖🥓🍕🍯 oh AC!
AC:* sniff sniff* food...FOOD!!!* munch nom nom nom!* huh? Whazza? What happen? What doing?
Ryuga: you have some questions to write about.
AC: oh ok! Let's see then...pffft! I feel bad for Kyoya but this is hilarious!!
Ryuga: let me see...*face turns red and cheeks puff out* verdamnt! That's hilarious!!! But first time no ones asked me to do anything so I'll just sit here and look awesome.
AC: hehehehehehehe! Oh Ginka! Kyoya!
Ginka& Kyoya: huh? Ulp! Help!*uses key from few chapters ago to run away*
Ginka: ah! Lions! Help me!
Kyoya: Che! You're with me they won't hurt us.
Ginka: yeah but AC can do whatever she wants remember?!
Kyoya: oh crap, WAUGH! RUN AWAY!*door opens up again and both he and Ginka come running out*
AC: hahahahahahahaha!! That was hilarious! Now time for the questions since I'll have a hell of a time writing the dares!
sandipel asks Kyoya: talk about your family done you never do and do you have a crush on anyone?

Kyoya: what?! They're both for me?!? But for the second question no I don't have a crush on anyone at all. But the first one isn't even a question!
AC: you have to answer it somehow then.
Kyoya: you can't make me!
AC: yeah I can!* shows him a picture of him and Madoka cuddling on the couch* and you said you don't have a crush on anyone...
Kyoya: that was an accident! We got caught up in Benkei's food fanatics see! I even have a bulging belly! Grrr...fine! Me and Kakeru never really got along until Beyblade became our major thing then we started battling together. My mom is uh...not here anymore but my dad is running an industrial business that I'm sure I'll inherit someday with Kakeru as my second in command but my mom used to be a Mafia boss until she met dad then her old enemies came back and killed her, Leone was her bey until that...that's all I'll say!*sniff sniff*
AC: ok I won't make ya say anymore but I'm sure this'll help ya feel better!🍗🍖🍗🍖🍗🍖🍗🍖🍗🍖
Kyoya: it's gorgeous!*dives straight into the pile of meat I made* I feel so alive!
AC: great now that that's over with TIME FOR THE DARES!!
sandipel dares Ginka to dress like a girl with all the works then go to his father while holding a teddy bear and say, seriously now," papa I want to be a girl and I'm going to marry Benkei".
She/he also dares Kyoya to go to the mall and kiss a woman on her cheek in front of her husband then hug her and say" I love you mommy".

Ryuga:*bursts out laughing like a loon* wahahahahahahahaha!!
Ginka: what?!? Why Benkei?!?
AC: you're both food fanatics and well...you both love burgers? Idk but time for the dress up!! Ps I'm terrible at it so I'm asking Madoka to do it for me!
Ginka: noooooo!!!!!! Be glad it isn't me! I'd make you look like a drag queen gone to vegas for a month in Hawaii.
Ginka:...
Madoka: I thought so! Come here Ginka! Let's make you a pretty girl!!*shoves him behind a red changing room curtain*
Twenty minutes later...
Madoka: alright we're finished!
Ginka: help me...

AC: fake boob adders huh?Madoka: yup! You really have everything in there

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AC: fake boob adders huh?
Madoka: yup! You really have everything in there...
AC: thanks now he needs a teddy bear... I know I'll lend you one of mines from my carnival wins collection!

 I know I'll lend you one of mines from my carnival wins collection!

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AC: perfect! Now all we need is your dad...
???: did someone call for the immortal Phoenix?!
Ryu: hey what's happening?!
AC: dares and stuff...
Ryu okay then why'd you call me?
AC: *points to Ginka*
Ryu: what the-? Hmm... I shall name you Ginger!
Ginger err...Ginka: what?!? Your not the least bit concerned for your sons wellness?!?
Ryu: well she said it was dares so I honestly know you're gonna be fine! So what's the next part?
AC: ahem! Ginka! Nows your part!
Ginka: do I have too?
AC: unless you want me to show everyone this pic* shows him a pic of him sleeping on top Masamune's stomach under the stars*
Ginka: where'd you get that and why do you have it?!?
AC: do the dare or else! Nothing is important at this point unless you do the damn dare!
Ginka: fine!! Papa? I want to be a girl and I want to marry *blush* B-Benkei... there! Am I done?!
AC: yup that was the dare!
Ginka: delete that pic!
AC: I think I'll save it for future endeavors...
Ryu: 😟😓 uh that's the dare? That was weird but if that's it BYE!
AC: typical Ryu...alright let's get that make up and stuff off you!
Ginka: hooray!!!*gets tossed into a vat of make up remover chemicals* what is this stuff?! It stinks!!
AC: make up remover! I have some just in case one of my old obnoxious friends decides to put some on my face while I take my naps. But the other stuff you'll have to take off!
Ginka: what?!? Do I get new clothes at least?
AC: yeah of course!
Ginka: whew! That's a relief!
AC: anyways! Time for Kyoya's dare!
Kyoya: huh?*has face full of meat*
AC: ugh! Let's clean you up first.* tosses him into a car wash*
Five minutes later...
Kyoya: never...do...that...again!!!!!
AC: sheesh! You're clean now at least... now off to the mall you go!*pulls out rainbow colored key and sticks it into a wall*
Kyoya: what the-?*gets shoved through door and onto cement* ouch! Geez AC! That hurt!
AC: be a man and deal with it! Also wear this!* hands him a pair of glasses*
Kyoya: whatever*puts them on unaware that they have fully functioning audio and camera functions* I look like a weirdo in these...
AC: the fan girls seem to think otherwise...
Fan girls: KYAAAAAAAA!!! Kyoya-San looks so handsome in glasses!!!* attempts to break unbreakable glass wall*
Kyoya: why are they here and how did you do that?
AC: hey just be glad that isn't named wall Maria instead it's called Wang Huo Zhoung.
Kyoya: yeesh!! That's scary!
AC: now go and find a beautiful couple to ruin their day!!
Kyoya: fine!!*slams door in AC's face*
AC: hmp lucky I have healing powers or I would have been real angry at that stupid lion...
To Kyoya!!
Kyoya: grr...can't believe I have to do this!! I can't believe she even has that picture...

Husband: darling I don't think we should be thinking about children just yet...
Wife: but why not? They're so lovely don't you think?
Husband: well yes I'd certainly love one but...
Wife: then it's settled! We'll try tonight!
Kyoya: they seem like a good target...*walks up to wife and gives her a kiss on the cheek* mommy! I love you!*hugs her waist*
Wife: what the- security!! Please help me!
Husband: Honey?! Darling?! Who is this child?! Is he yours?
Wife: stop worrying about that part and help me get him off!
Husband: alright but I want an explanation in the car!
*door opens up*
AC: I'll be taking that lost child ma'am!
Wife: WAH!!*faints*
AC: that was harsh...C'mon Kyoya you've completed the dare now let's go back with your dignity in whole!
Kyoya: geez! Never thought women could faint so easily... anyways  sorry for the mess but this was a dare so I'm not really her child...
Husband: oh thank goodness!! Also thank you! I'll take her home now.
AC: good luck in the bedroom tonight sir!
Husband: thanks I guess...
AC:* pulls Kyoya into the door right before security shows up*
Kyoya: Waugh!*lands unceremoniously onto the ground near AC's feet* huahahahahaha I can't believe I did that!!
AC: me neither!!! Hehehehehehehehehehe!!!! Anyways that's all the questions for now please ask the others anything since they are still eating the meat pile I made earlier...
Kyoya: MY MEAT!!!!!
AC: eh?! Luffy?! Where?!? Anyways time to end it here yes I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter and the dares! Please give me questions and dares for the other characters like team Wang huo zhoung and such! Ciao for now! TK/AC!

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