"Hey, you over there!" Thetah called out. You walked over to her.
"Yeah?" you asked.
"Wanna play?" she replied.
"Sure! I'd love a good game of Seven Minutes in Heaven," you answered.
"Alright, ___. Reach your hand in," Thetah said.
You reached your hand inside the hat she held in her hands. You felt many items inside the hat, about 16 of them. You pulled out a. . .
Scarf!
"Oh joy," you muttered. "Who could I possibly be paired up with?"
You suddenly heard a loud voice, making you flinch. The troll's voice sounded angry and vicious, reminding you of a certain troll. A certain troll who also sounded like your patron troll.
"No way! I'm not going in there with that dumbass!" the voice yelled. You turned around, seeing Karkat. Eridan was pushing him closer to you and the closet.
"Just get it over with," Eridan said, pushing with all of his strength. You caught the sea dweller rolling his eyes as Karkat cursed some more. Eridan finally got Karkat in the closet along with you after 5 minutes of struggling and pushing.
"Have fun!" Eridan said, shutting the door.
"Don't talk to me," Karkat growled, glaring at you. You winced seeing his angry expression in the faint light.
"Geez, Karkat. You're always so grumpy, Mr. Grumpy Pants," you teased.
"I said don't talk to me!" Karkat snapped. You flinched again hearing his angry voice.
"B-But Karkat... You're my favorite out of the twelve," you mumbled, pouting. Karkat's eyes widened slightly, taking a brief glance at you.
"E-Err... Um... Well, whatever, asshole," Karkat said. You noticed his voice sounded more calm, making a smile appear on your face. You crawled over to Karkat who was unaware of your movement. You sat up and pressed your lips against Karkat's. His lips were surprisingly soft for such a rough, rude troll. Karkat pulled away, blushing furiously.
"Umm... I-I'm sorry," you said. Karkat grinned mischievously and hugged you.
"Time's up!" Eridan said, opening the door. You and Karkat walked out of the closet hand-in-hand, ignoring the other trolls' surprised stares.
"What are you staring at?! Stop before I smack you fuckasses!" Karkat yelled, glaring at everyone. They all flinched and looked away quickly. You and Karkat sat on the couch and spent some time talking and stuff.
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Congratulations!
You got the irritated, rude Karkat! He may seem really mean, but he really likes you inside.