Harry: What do we need robes for BACKSTAGE? I am sick of wearing them!
Hermione: Just put it on, Harry.
Draco: Yeah, Drama Queen.
Harry: Momma's Boy!
Me: TOO FAR!
Astoria: WAY too far, mister!
Me: TAKE THAT BACK!
Ron: Oh, protecting your FATHER are you?
Me: *cries*
Draco: Stop messing with my daughter, Weasel.
Ron: Soon enough I won't have to, Ferret!
Scorpius: Is that a threat?!?
Ron: Maybe it is!
Albus: Uncle!!!!
Director: CUUUUT! That's a wrap!
Me: Whew. That crying was exhausting!
Astoria and Hermione: *hug*
Hermione: I am so sorry, 'Storia
Astoria: Me too, Hermy.
All: *laugh*
Me: Come ON Scorpion! We are going to be late!
Scorpius, Albus: For What?
Me: LUUUUUUUUNCH!!!
Sorry guys I am really freaking hungry . . .
fooooooood . . . .
It is calling my name . . ..
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD
Anyways
I'll see y'all in the next one . . .
Unless I am eating . . .
Bye Fam!
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HP Jokes+ Funny Short Stories
FanfictionThis is just a fun (hopefully funny) book about basically HP jokes. Have fun!