Draco: What is this? *hold up pen*
Ron: It is called a-*looks at guide*-Peeeeen?
Seamus: Ugh. It's a PEN guys.
Harry: What is this thing called ALGEBRAH???
Draco: THIS IS HAAAAARD!!!!
Seamus: Why did Sally buy 60 watermelons? WHAT DO YOU NEED 60 WATERMELONS FOR?!?!?!?
Ron: Can we get our wands back PLEASE?
Me: Nope This is what you get for saying Muggle life is easy. YOU have never had Math, English, or any Science or anything. TIME TO LEARN, KIDDIES!
All: UUUUUUGH!!!!!
Me: Huehuehuehuehue.
All mudbloods: *maniacal laugh*
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HP Jokes+ Funny Short Stories
FanfictionThis is just a fun (hopefully funny) book about basically HP jokes. Have fun!
