Albus Dumbledore has recently been evacuated to Azkaban, sharing a cell with all of the previous Death Eaters
Albus Dumbledore has been arrested for getting too drunk and killing a certain Severus Snape and then illegally reviving him. He will be replaced in Hogwarts school by Minerva Mcgonagall. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Voldemort: No . . . no!. . . . NOOOOOOO!
Lucius: WHY????
Bella: What?
Dumble: *crinkles eyes* Yes
Death Eaters: *all go insane*
DUUUUUUMMMBLYYYDOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LALALALADADALADA
HELLO DEMENTOR
EEEEW NO DONT KIKSS ME!
laDADADA
I JUST KILLED A DE-MEN-TOR
LADADALADADADA
DUUUUMBBBLLYDOOOOOOOOORRREEE
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HP Jokes+ Funny Short Stories
FanfictionThis is just a fun (hopefully funny) book about basically HP jokes. Have fun!
