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Thirsty Networkers

Thirsty Networkers

You know who you are. Those networkers who comment on something like "Check out my Instagram." "Will you follow me?" "Shout out for shout out?" Or the best ones in the history of the world,....

"I know these comments are annoying but will you check out my Instagram, youtube, twitter, wattpad, handbag, lunch, flappy bird, car, boy friend, or clothes? And maybe you will like what you see and give me a follow. (Instagram) @instagramaccount) (YouTube @youtubeaccount) (twitter @twitter account) (Wattpad @wattpadaccount) (handbag Vera Bradley) (lunch ham sandwich) (flappy bird 37) (car mini van) (boy friend Niall Horan) (clothes t-shirt and jeans) thanks sorry to bother you I love you by ^_^"

Ya those commenters I would like to call 'Thirsty Networkers' yes I did go a little over bored there but you can't tell me that, that is not exactly what they do. Am I right?

So here's a few ways to avoid doing what they don't want you to do.

1. Comment back something completely ridiculous don't Eve worry if it makes since. Don't spell or grammar or politically correct it just type.

"Ya I'm sorry but my moms, aunts, sisters, cousin, baby mamma of my brothers nephew, dropped my phone in the fireplace and then tried putting out the fire but accidentally dropped it in a cup of orange juice then in then garbage disposal so my follow button no longer works. :,("

2. Tell them that you don't know what a shout out is.

"Hi ya I saw your comment and.... I have know clue what a shout out is. Ya I know that sounds so weird but know one has ever told me what it is so I can't give you one sorry."

3. Play the random letter game

"Ahdjwhyxujwbwvxoivjebrgcubyvjsjjeoxusbvehychanwnroocyqhrbjcuvisjebifyvyhshdjrbkxovywiwppqeiirbbxmmasx."

4. Comment in only emojis

"👀 🚫✋👥2⃣🍻📲"

(I don't give follows to thirsty networkers)

5. Your Instagram doesn't exist

"I'm sorry but it says that there is not a user with your username."

6. Wait a few months and comment back

"Sorry I got my phone taken away.

7. Don't follow, subscribe, shout out

.......do you really need an explanation for this one?.......

Now if you haven't realized by now that I am 100% joking about all of these "things to do" except number seven then you my friend do not understand sarcasm. So yes I don't recommend doing any of these besides number seven.

If you do comment or message me if love to hear their reply. If your a Thirsty Networker stop being one it's annoying. If you got offended I'm sorry you should have read the summery were it says how I state my opinions.

So ya till next time

Peace out girl scout! ✌️😘