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The new osa-chan (honey x kyoya)

Honey stared at the host that had began to enter his dreams every night since lobelia, Kyoya Ootori, the cool host of the club. Ever since the club had dressed up as women so they could keep Haruhi with them Kyoya had been evading his mind every second of every day.

'He looked so beautiful in that dark purple dress, absolutely breathtaking ' Honey thought as he stared at the object of his desire from across the room. Kyoya was at his computer, typing away as always.

'I really hate that thing, always taking him away from me' Honey surprised himself, he actually just thought that about a piece of technology.

"Uh, honey-senpai are you OK?" His clients voices broke honey from his silent admiration.

"Oh yeah I'm sorry ladies I was just thinking" honey said as he plastered on a fake smile. Mori looked at honey in confusion but brushed it off for now. Soon the host club began to close its doors and honey stared at Kyoya for the umpteenth time that day.

Hikaru , Karou, and Mori had observed the cute hosts strange behavior towards Kyoya and vice versa, they devised a plan to bring the two hosts together since clearly neither could see the others goo goo eyes. Hikaru went up honey-senpai, breaking him from his daydream.

"Honey-senpai can I ask you something kinda personal"

"Sure Hikaru-chan what do you need to know"

"Do you like Kyoya-senpai?"

"Of course I do he's my friend" honey said as his pink cartoon flowers floated around his head

"Honey-senpai I mean do you love Kyoya senpai like, intimately?"

"Ohhh, uh, Y-yeah I do" honey stuttered as his cheeks went red with embarrassment. Hikaru looked at his twin and Mori and gave a subtle nod to them, queuing Karou to ask the same question to Kyoya.

"So Kyoya-senpai do you want to go on a date with honey-senpai" Kyoya's eyes widened as he coughed up the coffee that had tried to force its way down his throat.

"Excuse me!?"

"Say honey-senpai were to ask you out on a date would you be happy?"

"I-i w-would be very happy, but why would that information be of any use to you!?"

"You just seem to look at him longer then a friend should." Karou held back a chuckle as Kyoya's face went beet red.

"Just go away Karou I'm not in the mood for your nonsense " Kyoya waved Karou away as he covered his face with his other hand. Karou left the flustered host to enjoy what was left of his commoner's coffee in peace.

"Well Karou?"

"Our prediction was spot on, Kyoya loves honey-senpai"

"And honey-senpai loves him back." The two twin chuckled together as Mori handed them osa-chan.

"Well looks like Kyoya and osa-chan are switching places tomorrow.~" Hikaru said evilly

**********time skip************

"Takashi, I can't find osa-chan anywhere!" Honey cried into the shoulder of the taller host making the girls feel bad for the lolita.

"Honey-senpai, we're sorry you can't find osa-chan but we found this" honey looked up from mori's shoulder to see a completely red faced Kyoya in a bunny outfit. Honey's face went just as red as Kyoya's when he pulled his face away from Mori's shoulder completely. Kyoya was wearing a light pink bunny hoodie that had long pink bunny ears that hung in front of Kyoya's face, pink leggings, pink converse, and pink fingerless gloves. Kyoya fiddled with his sleeves as honey and the clients stared at him.

Honey shook off the blush on his cheeks and his shock and walked to Kyoya and held out his hand. Kyoya looked at honey with confusion until he saw Honey's understanding smile, he took honey's hand and let the Lolita lead him to the couch.

"Thanks for my new osa-chan Hikaru and kaoru-chan!" Honey said excitedly as Mori went to get more cake. Honey sat down on the sofa and looked at his clients with his normal smile, but his expression changed as soon as he felt a weight on his lap. Honey looked at Kyoya as he blushed bright red, Kyoya's face was still redder than a tomato but he was smiling slyly at honey.

"Dont I always sit here honey-senpai" honey chuckled lightly as he wrapped his arms around Kyoya's waist, making the cool host blush even more. 

"Oh my gosh this is so adorable" the girls whispered to each other as honey and Kyoya continued to tease each other as if they were together. Soon Mori came back to the group with a plate of cake and set it down in front of a nuzzling Kyoya and a giggling honey.

"Ohhh osa-chan do you want a piece of cake" honey said  as he grabbed a fork and shaved off a piece of the vanilla and chocolate treat.

"I would love some honey-senpai ~" Kyoya giggled as honey fed him. Honey saw a small piece of chocolate frosting left on Kyoya's  lips. Kyoya flinched as honey whipped it away and then held his chin in place so he was only looking him in the eye's.

"H-honey-senpai?"

"Kyoya I know that you probably don't feel the same but I love you and the only thing I want to have in this moment is this" honey kissed Kyoya passionately as the girls around them fainted and the other host gasped in surprise. Kyoya's eyes widened in surprise and happiness, he felt honey begin to pull away but he didn't want the kiss to end so he wrapped his arms around Honey's neck and kissed him back with just as much passion.

"I love you too, honey-senpai" Kyoya said as they pulled apart. Honey chuckled as he lifted Kyoya bridal style and carried him to the doors before putting him down.

"My limos outside I'll be there in a minute, I want you to spend the night with me ok"  honey whispered in Kyoya's ear and kissed his light pink cheek . Kyoya nodded and walked outside to Honey's limo with a smile. Honey turned to the other shocked hosts with a smile and walked to a far small closet and opened it, taking osa-chan from the top shelf.

"Thanks for playing cupid with me and Kyoya Hikaru and Karou, I couldn't be happier" honey chuckled as Hikaru and Karou's faces went red.

"YOU KNEW!!"

"Of course I knew, Kyoya would never so much pink by chose" honey said as he walked past the other hosts to the door

"I'll see you at home takashi, and the next time you hide osa-chan make sure its some where I dont always go to" honey shut the door leaving all the hosts in shock and disappointment.