Tony groaned as he aggressively poured the brownie mix in a big mixing bowl, causing a delicious powder cloud to engulf his short stature. Tony began to cough and frantically flail his limbs to get rid of the giant chocolate mushroom cloud with little success. Tony was then lightly pulled out of the cloud and was met with a strong chest and a cocky smirk.
"Can't even beat a cloud of smoke, Stark" Loki said with a cheeky tone. Tony blushed as he pushed Loki away a dusted some brownie mix off himself before digging through the fridge for some eggs.
"For your information reindeer games, I wanted to be stuck in that cloud of smokey goodness" Tony snarked back as he cracked the eggs into the brownie mix, turning some of the mocha powder dark brown. Loki just chuckled as he leaned against the marble counter and watched Tony pour measuring cups full of oil and milk into the big blue mixing bowl,Loki smirked as he noticed a soft pink blush paint Tony's cheeks as he stirred everything together.
"Do you need something" Tony snarled at the god as he stopped stirring the delicious chocolatey liquid. Loki just simply walked over to the genius and stood behind him, loving the soft gasp Tony let out when his back hit his chest softly. Loki reached out and swiped his finger, picking up some of the stray sugary batter before he stepped back to give Tony some space as he licked off the batter from his finger. Tony turned around and faced the god of mischief with a bewildered expression.
"What did you think I wanted something from you?" Loki said with a smirk as Tony's face went crimson and he quickly turned around to hide it.
"Would you just get out already" Tony sighed
he opened the cupboard and got out a big brownie tin, pouring the mix in.
"Make me Stark" Loki taughted as Tony quickly threw the brownies in the oven and faced Loki with a murderous look in his eyes
"Now listen here you homicidal jellybean, I have a collection of ironmen that I will not hesitate to attack you with, understand?"
"You have a collection of...men" Loki laughed as Tony's face began to glow cherry red for what seemed like the forth time this week
"Wait that's not what I meant!!!"
"YOU A HOE!" Tony and Loki jumped at the sudden voice projecting from the vents and loud thuds of someone crawling through them.
"Clint I'm gonna kill you!" Tony exclaimed as Loki began to laugh harder and snickers from the living we're heard by Tony.
"TONY'S A HOE!" Natasha yelled from the couch in the living room causing the others to join in.
"TONY SANTA SAID HOE HOE HOE!"
"NO NO HOE!"
"WHATS A HOE AND WHY IS THE MAN OF IRON ONE?"
"TONY YOU'RE MY SCIENCE HOE!" Loki's laughter was soon put on hold when he looked at Tony who's eyes had began to well up tears and his bottom lip began to quiver. Loki calmly walked up to Tony and put a gentle hand on his shoulder only to have it slapped away. Loki looked at Tony with concern as he saw a few tears roll down Tony's cheeks, Loki absentmindedly clucthed his chest as he felt his heart crack.
"Don't touch me!, Just... leave me alone!" Tony exclaimed as he ran out of the kitchen as the tears began to fall freely, leaving behind small raindrop like spots on the kitchen floor and a heartbroken Loki. Just as Loki was about to chase after the genius, arguing with himself about whether to slap him or hug him, Clint burst through the kitchen vent above him and landed in front of the God of mischief with a cocky smirk on his lips.
"That went better than expected" Clint said as he stretched out his cramped mucles. Loki looked at the Archer with contempt as he rummaged through the fridge for a monster. "What?" Clint asked as he popped the tab on the sucky energy drink.
"Did we just watch the same thing or you just incredibly delusional?" Loki hissed at Clint
"Oh come on I thought you of all people would enjoy that!"
"Why would I enjoy seeing the one person who doesn't try to kill me every 5 minutes get so upset to the point of running off!"
"Why are you so concerned about this it's almost like...!"
"Like...what." Loki growled as he lifted Clint into the air by the front of his shirt.
"It's almost like you love the guy or something, but I'm almost positive it's physically impossible for you to have human emotions!" Clint growled back as Loki just chuckled. Clint hit the ground with a loud thud as Loki released him and began to walk out the kitchen while saying.
"That is were you are wrong, it's not almost like I love him, I do. Why else would I openly flirt with him in front of all of you." Loki smirked as he heard the sound of Clint choking on his own spit
"Hang on so your saying that all the.."
"Teasing,Tickling,cuddling was flirting you think I do that with anyone. Stark is and always will be the only one I do that with now if you excuse me I have a certain 'hoe' I need to cheer up." Loki said as he continued the short walk to the entrance of the kitchen, as soon as the crossed the threshold he quickly threw over his shoulder."And for the record Tony is a queen not a hoe"
Loki quickly serched up and down the Halls of the Stark tower looking for the owner with a urgentness that he has never felt before. Just as the raven haired god was about to give up his search he head cute soft sniffles coming from a small coat closet near Steve's room. Loki almost threw open the door in his haste to see his love but what he saw made his heart sink to his stomach. Tony was curled in a ball at the corner of the room, the inventor looked up at Loki showing him his beautiful auburn eyes were now red and puffy and tearstains seemed to cover his cheeks.
"What do you want?" Tony asked and a gentle almost innocent voice. Loki kept the urge to kneel down and hug the man at bay and instead put on his best smirk and said.
"You are a hoe"
"You're not helping Loki!"
"But your my hoe" Loki smiled softly as he squatted in front of Tony and lightly stroked his cheek.
"P-prove it" Tony whispered causing the god to chuckle lightly before muttering a simple.
"As you wish" Before connecting their lips in a tender and passionate kiss. When Loki pulled away he began to panic as he saw Tony's eyes fill with tears again.
"Don't worry," Tony muttered "this time it's happy" Loki pulled the man into a hug and rubbed soothing circles in his back.
"Do you want me to stay with you my love?"
"Yeah"
"You're not going to leave this closet are you?"
"Nope"
"Do you want me to cuddle with you"
"Yeah" Loki and Tony chuckled as Tony shuffled closer to the closet wall to let Loki sit next to him and close the door. Loki then wrapped his arms around his queen while Tony laid his head on the frost giants chest and closed his eyes. Loki lightly kissed the top of Tony's head and whispered a soft.
"I love you my beautiful hoe" before joining his beloved in the dream world.
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