Hey guys, Melanie here. So after an hour serching through google, I soon came across this website “Omegle” Where you talk to strangers, anyway took a few trys but I finally got someone worth continuing the conversation with! Here it is
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Melanie: PICKLES
Patrick: Hey
Patrick: NO ITS PATRICK
Melanie: PATRICK...HAS PICKLES?
Patrick: No I ALREADY TOLD YOU
Patrick: I'M PATRICK NOT PICKLES
Melanie: DOES PATRICK HAVE ANY PICKLES?
Patrick: I DONT HAVE PICKLES I HAVE PATRICK
Melanie: OH NO, PATRICK HAS NO PICKLES!!!! ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!!!
Patrick: IT IS ???
Melanie: DUCK FOR COVER!
Patrick: MOMMY I DONT WANNA DIE
Melanie: THEY ARE FLYING PICKLES!
Patrick: *sob*sob*
Patrick: THEY ARE FALLIN FROM THE SKY
Melanie: ATTACK OF THE MASSIVE PICKLES!
Patrick: HIDE YO KIDS
Patrick: HIDE YO WIFE
Patrick: THe PICKLES ARE RAPPIN EVERYBODY OUT THER
Melanie: OH NO! IT LOOKS LIKE ONE DIRECTION HAVE TEAMED UP WITH THE PICKLES! NOW THEY ARE SINGING BADLY SUNG SONGS!
Melanie: I THINK IM DEAF!
Patrick: 'O'
Patrick: It deepends... DO YOU LISTEN TO CHEAP EMO SHIT?
Melanie: NO...? WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH PICKLES FALLING FROM THE SKY?!?! :OOO
Patrick: TH PICKLES CREATED THIS
Patrick: THEY WNAT TO CONTROL OUR MINDS
Melanie: OMG!!! NO WAY!!!
Patrick: YEAH
Melanie: OMG THERE ARE EVEN MORE PICKLESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Patrick: OH NO
Melanie: AND THEY HAVE GUNNSSS
Melanie: I KNOW! I'LL GRAB MY PORTAL GUN, AND ZAB US OUT OF HERE
Patrick: *sumon a katana* DIE YOU DAMM PICKLES
Melanie: *SHOOTS GUN AT WALL*
Melanie: *GUN BREAKS*
Patrick: Is THAT SUPPOSED TO HAPPENS ?
Melanie: I DUNNO, LET ME GOOGLE IT!
Patrick: OK
Melanie: *GOOGLES* NO, NO ITS NOT
Patrick: SO WE HAVE TIME ??
Patrick: IF THEY CATCH US?
Melanie: WE CAN USE THESE *PULLS OUT TWO LASER GUNS*
Patrick: *ooo* OMG YOU'RE A GENIUS
Melanie: I HAVE MY MOMENTS
Patrick: I LOST THE SCRIPT DDD:
Melanie: WHAT SCRIP?!? YOU HAD A SCRIP?!?!?!
Patrick: IDK
Patrick: OMG WE GONNA DIEE D:
Melanie: AREN'T WE ALREADY DEAD?!?!
Patrick: IDK IS THIS REAL LIFE ???
Melanie: *PULLS OUT CHEAT CODES FOR EPIC WEAPONS*
Melanie: *PULLS OUT CONTROLLER AND TYPES IN CODE*
Melanie: PICKLES WILL FALL TODAY!
Patrick: Yeah I NOTICE IT.. ARENT YOU A LITTLE BIT LATE?¬¬
Melanie: LATE FOR....HAMMER TIME *DOES HAMMER TIME DANCE*
Patrick: '-'
Patrick: This wont will protect us from the pickles... you know rite ?
Melanie: *SHOOTS RAINBOW BEAM FROM MOUTH KILLING THE PICKLES* :)
Stranger: WHY YOU JUST DID IT KNOW ?
Melanie: I LIKE THE DRAMA
Patrick: Yeah i notice
Patrick: *sob*
Melanie: LOOK HERE IS BETTER PATRICK *PULLS BETTER PATRICK FROM THE PORTAL*
Patrick: HE ISNT BETTER
Patrick: HE IS THE BAD PATRICK
Melanie: NO LOOK HE MAKES PLUMS!
Melanie: PLUM ME BETTER PATRICK
Stranger: ;-; SO YOU GONNA LEAVE ME FOR THIS PATRICK???
Melanie: DO YOU MAKE PLUMS?
Patrick: I MAKE RAINBOWS
Patrick: AND I RIKE ROSES
Patrick: DO YOU RIKE ROSES ?
Melanie: *PUSHES BETTER PATRICK THROUGH PORTAL* I LIKE RAINBOWS!
Patrick: *puke rainbow*
Melanie: YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY
Patrick: *oooo*
Patrick: I RIKE RAINBOWS TOO
Melanie: CAN YOU MAKE........RAINBOW PLUMS?!?! :OOOOOOOOOOO
Patrick: I NEVER TRIED BEFORE
Melanie: OKAY WE SHALL TRY NOW! GO PATRICK (WHO HAS NO PICKLES)!!GO PATRICK (WHO HAS NO PICKLES)!!
Patrick: OOOK *eat 10k of plums and rainbows and puke 20k of rainbow plums o_o*
Patrick: My stomach is sick D:
Haha so its kinda random and funny, but thats what I do in my spare time!
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