How We Think

Melanie Time

Hey guys, Melanie here. So after an hour serching through google, I soon came across this website “Omegle” Where you talk to strangers, anyway took a few trys but I finally got someone worth continuing the conversation with! Here it is

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Melanie: PICKLES

Patrick: Hey

Patrick: NO ITS PATRICK

Melanie: PATRICK...HAS PICKLES?

Patrick: No I ALREADY TOLD YOU

Patrick: I'M PATRICK NOT PICKLES

Melanie: DOES PATRICK HAVE ANY PICKLES?

Patrick: I DONT HAVE PICKLES I HAVE PATRICK

Melanie: OH NO, PATRICK HAS NO PICKLES!!!! ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!!!

Patrick: IT IS ???

Melanie: DUCK FOR COVER!

Patrick: MOMMY I DONT WANNA DIE

Melanie: THEY ARE FLYING PICKLES!

Patrick: *sob*sob*

Patrick: THEY ARE FALLIN FROM THE SKY

Melanie: ATTACK OF THE MASSIVE PICKLES!

Patrick: HIDE YO KIDS

Patrick: HIDE YO WIFE

Patrick: THe PICKLES ARE RAPPIN EVERYBODY OUT THER

Melanie: OH NO! IT LOOKS LIKE ONE DIRECTION HAVE TEAMED UP WITH THE PICKLES! NOW THEY ARE SINGING BADLY SUNG SONGS!

Melanie: I THINK IM DEAF!

Patrick: 'O'

Patrick: It deepends... DO YOU LISTEN TO CHEAP EMO SHIT?

Melanie: NO...? WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH PICKLES FALLING FROM THE SKY?!?! :OOO

Patrick: TH PICKLES CREATED THIS

Patrick: THEY WNAT TO CONTROL OUR MINDS

Melanie: OMG!!! NO WAY!!!

Patrick: YEAH

Melanie: OMG THERE ARE EVEN MORE PICKLESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patrick: OH NO

Melanie: AND THEY HAVE GUNNSSS

Melanie: I KNOW! I'LL GRAB MY PORTAL GUN, AND ZAB US OUT OF HERE

Patrick: *sumon a katana* DIE YOU DAMM PICKLES

Melanie: *SHOOTS GUN AT WALL*

Melanie: *GUN BREAKS*

Patrick: Is THAT SUPPOSED TO HAPPENS ?

Melanie: I DUNNO, LET ME GOOGLE IT!

Patrick: OK

Melanie: *GOOGLES* NO, NO ITS NOT

Patrick: SO WE HAVE TIME ??

Patrick: IF THEY CATCH US?

Melanie: WE CAN USE THESE *PULLS OUT TWO LASER GUNS*

Patrick: *ooo* OMG YOU'RE A GENIUS

Melanie: I HAVE MY MOMENTS

Patrick: I LOST THE SCRIPT DDD: 

Melanie: WHAT SCRIP?!? YOU HAD A SCRIP?!?!?! 

Patrick: IDK

Patrick: OMG WE GONNA DIEE D:

Melanie: AREN'T WE ALREADY DEAD?!?!

Patrick: IDK IS THIS REAL LIFE ???

Melanie: *PULLS OUT CHEAT CODES FOR EPIC WEAPONS*

Melanie: *PULLS OUT CONTROLLER AND TYPES IN CODE*

Melanie: PICKLES WILL FALL TODAY!

Patrick: Yeah I NOTICE IT.. ARENT YOU A LITTLE BIT LATE?¬¬

Melanie: LATE FOR....HAMMER TIME *DOES HAMMER TIME DANCE*

Patrick: '-'

Patrick: This wont will protect us from the pickles... you know rite ?

Melanie: *SHOOTS RAINBOW BEAM FROM MOUTH KILLING THE PICKLES* :)

Stranger: WHY YOU JUST DID IT KNOW ?

Melanie: I LIKE THE DRAMA

Patrick: Yeah i notice

Patrick: *sob*

Melanie: LOOK HERE IS BETTER PATRICK *PULLS BETTER PATRICK FROM THE PORTAL*

Patrick: HE ISNT BETTER

Patrick: HE IS THE BAD PATRICK

Melanie: NO LOOK HE MAKES PLUMS!

Melanie: PLUM ME BETTER PATRICK

Stranger: ;-; SO YOU GONNA LEAVE ME FOR THIS PATRICK???

Melanie: DO YOU MAKE PLUMS?

Patrick: I MAKE RAINBOWS

Patrick: AND I RIKE ROSES

Patrick: DO YOU RIKE ROSES ?

Melanie: *PUSHES BETTER PATRICK THROUGH PORTAL* I LIKE RAINBOWS!

Patrick: *puke rainbow*

Melanie: YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY

Patrick: *oooo*

Patrick: I RIKE RAINBOWS TOO

Melanie: CAN YOU MAKE........RAINBOW PLUMS?!?! :OOOOOOOOOOO

Patrick: I NEVER TRIED BEFORE

Melanie: OKAY WE SHALL TRY NOW! GO PATRICK (WHO HAS NO PICKLES)!!GO PATRICK (WHO HAS NO PICKLES)!!

Patrick: OOOK *eat 10k of plums and rainbows and puke 20k of rainbow plums o_o*

Patrick: My stomach is sick D:

Haha so its kinda random and funny, but thats what I do in my spare time!