"Dan, it is time for the Brit Awards!", Phil moaned as they had anal sex during the commerical break between segments. Up next, they would introduce Adele. "Phil, come on and bust already!", the show would be back on in 5 seconds. "Ahhhh!" yelled both of them as the camera panned to them having anal sex on live tv. "Oops," said Phil as he removed his 19 inch cock from Dan's sphincter. "OMG" screamed every phangirl. (Author's Note: Trigger Warning for sucide ahead). "AHHH, Phil i am so embarrased, im rawr myself to death." "No Dan, dont i love you, and i am your lion, If anyone is going to kill you it will be me!" Phil then lunged on top of him, sticking his knife into Dan's juggular, allowing Dan to bleed out. Then, Phil cut off his meat, and ate it. Dan's severed corpse was a wonderful site. And Phil kept it around for several weeks so he could pleasure himself.
