As I closed the door behind me, I considered the fact that my parents were coming home that night from their 'vacation', so I would have to clean the house when I came back from school. I took my motorcycle out of the garage and went to school. As I pulled into the school yard, I saw my friends walking towards my parking space.
"Yo, Kohl. Sup man?", "Hey", "Sup dude", were the greetings that I got from the small group. I responded with a small wave.
"He's not in a talking mood, something's wrong." Daniel whispered to Khalia, who nodded in agreement.
"I'm okay guys, just a little hung-over from our rendezvous last night, "I assured them, "plus it's partially your fault 'cause I didn't want to go, you guys forced me to."
"Well, we had to. You haven't been out in ages and we had to get you loose....get you laid." Daniel said. I cringed at the getting laid part; I'm a girl that looks and sounds like a guy so that doesn't mean that I like girls. I'm definitely not gay and I'm not homophobic.
"Well I hope you guys are happy that I went out but I'm not getting....laid." I hiked my bag up my shoulder and we headed to our classes. My first class was Biology, which I dreaded because of the amount of girls in the class. There's this one girl who keeps hitting on me no matter how many times I told her to get out of my face.
I took a seat at the back of the class, took out my phone and headset, and played some music while waiting for the teacher to get to class. That's when the skank, Amelia came over to where I was. She planted her big fake butt on top of my desk. I raised my eyebrows at her but she ignored my reaction.
"How may I help your sorry ass today?" I said with a fake formal British accent.
"Oh come on, you don't have to be like that. I'm single, you're single, and we're a perfect match." she said in a nasal, high-pitched tone, which annoys the crap out of me. I roll my eyes at her and made a move to change my seat and that's when she did the unforgivable. THE BITCH KISSED ME!!!! I pushed her away with so much force that she fell off the table and she fell on her fake behind and I laughed so hard I started to cry. She started crying and her friends took her up and carried her to the bathroom, as they went out I caught a glimpse of 2 of her fake friends grinning. I could only shake my head, I'm just glad that my friends were real. Ms Bernard came into the class and started teaching us about the reproductive system in humans. Definitely not interested, I began drawing in the back of my book. A couple minutes later, the bell rang and that's when I realized what I had been drawing. It was a gun, the same gun that I had that night, the night I......deep breaths Khloe, don't think about it too hard. I was startled out of my thoughts when someone placed their hand on my shoulder. I turned to see one of my other friends, Joshua, standing beside me. He looked at me weirdly when I jump at his touch.
"You okay man?" he laughs. I look around to see that I'm still sitting in the empty classroom. Joshua picks up my book that I drew the gun in. he looks at it weirdly, "Where have I seen this before?" I grab it out of his hand, "Nowhere" is all I said as I shove it into my bag. I walk out of the class without another word.
"Hey, wait up....Kohl.... Yo Winchester, I'm talking to you." I spun around and pushed Josh against the locker. "Don't ask me anything about that gun. You just saw it by accident, so don't bring it up again." I growled, Josh just nodded in a scared manner and I released him. Everyone in the hallway was looking at me. "What are you all looking at!!? Get back to living your life, that's if you have one!!!!" I shouted. They all began scrambling back to their own business.
I went to get my books from my locker, by that time the bell had already rung for the beginning of class. The hallway had cleared by the time I got all my books. That's when I heard someone clapping behind me; I turned to see Jackson leaning against the locker opposite mine.
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That Guy Has A Punash!!!
Teen FictionPunash. A Jamaican slang for vagina and this guy has one. Meet Khloe Mikaelson. Being an ex-mafia member, her life and the life's of those around her are in danger. To solve the problem, she fakes her death and changes her appearance to look like a...