Ways to annoy Ciel and Sebastian

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Drum on every available surface.

Accuse them of "glue sniffing addictions" in public, while covered in glue.

Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

Staple papers together in the middle of the page.

Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Safety Orange.

Begin all your sentences with "Oh la la Bassy~!"

Explain to everyone you meet of your Kennedy assassination/UFO/OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.

Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.

Reenact every scene of the Walking Dead

Reenact every scene of Supernatural

Reenact every scene of American Horror Story. That one is tricky.

Explain the Legend of Zelda timeline.

Place a Lego in random places.

Set mouse traps in places everyone touches at least once a day.

Talk in a really bad Swedish accent. If Swedish, do a Texan accent and call everyone "Sport".

Randomly poke their butt with a hot iron poker randomly. (That's kinky)

Place creepy wax statues in every bathroom.

Force Ciel to play the game Operation. That fucking game has never failed to piss people off.

Spontaneously belly dance for no reason.

Constantly bring up how Sebastian fucked a Nun, casually.

Constantly bring up Book of Circus.

Tell Ciel if he smiled more, he'd might be an eight out of ten.

Let skunks loose in the manor.

Play History Maker nonstop and sing every word with your heart and soul.

Put demon traps under carpets.

Knock on the door and say "Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior?"

Replace every candy and sweet in the Manor with those awful flavored jellybeans.

Replace the milk with jalapeño flavored milk. Yes that's a thing.

If you see a slice of bread, say "Let's see if this waterproof" and shove it into a glass of water for particular reason.

Eat the creme out of Oreos and put them back.

Go into emo reddit user mode.

Recite the entire bible perfectly.

Spontaneously sob over peanut butter and blow your nose on their clothes.