Therapy For Dummies

- B L U E B E R R Y P I E -

UNEDITED

BADLY WRITTEN

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It was a Friday morning Aspen knew that her rival was going to regret popping out of the womb. The day Riley Williams would regret being conceived.

Oh, but little did she know...

Anyways, that night would be the night her school would be hosting a football tournament. Even though Riley is part of the team, she hoped that her school would win.
Her plan really, was to make Riley's night one to never forget.

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The girl's wish had come true... sort of. Her first part of the plan was to make Riley's night amazing and so by the grace of God she did succeed. Her school's football team had won, Riley was the captain thus his night being great.

But, the second half of her plan failed.
To sprain Riley Williams ankle causing him to be suspended from the football team thus ruining his life.

Oh, but everything flopped. Quite the opposite actually.

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"HEY! RILEY!" I yelled out to the dark haired dummy.
As he turned to face me, it just showed how real that in the very next horrible moment, I'm going to have to treat him as if he's human.

That stupid, dummy ugly boy will regret the day he was conceived.

"You did great today... well done on beating those pigs, right?" Ew, even my stomach is not reacting well to this.

"What do you want, fart bag?" He stated rudely.

This stupid f*cking butthole m*ther**cker c**t p**sy *ss d*ckface m*ther**cking buttsucker is going to feel my wrath. I'm going to kill this b*tch *ss bootyhole. He's going to fly back into his mother's womb and.... calm down Penny. Be a good girl. Remember that orange overalls are not a great fashion statement.

"Oh Riley! You charmer," I added a bit of a hair flip to annoy him.

After staring at me as if I've gone nuts he turned away and walked off.

Rude much?

"Wait! Wait... I just wanted to say that you did amazing during the game and that... training really did pay of for you, right?"

I mean, he went from lanky idiot to hot trash bag... yep, my dignity was in that trash bag sadly..

"Thanks or whatever..."

When he turned to the direction I wanted him to walk to, I felt a creepy grin rose up on my face. His football career would be like a piece of gum under my shoe.

He walked closer to the deep hole I paid Henry to dig and disguise.

Yes... yes! Break your pathetic limbs. Tear them apart!

And... queue sudden sharp turn.

Of course. His luck had saved him from an epic fall. Of course only my plans would get crushed. Of course my effort was wasted.

"AHHHHHHH!"

And I literally walked into my own trap.

Of course.

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Aspen was now fiercely munching on her blueberry pie with her bulky leg cast on view. Now she was the one regretting being born because of her huge humiliation. First a bad grade now a broken leg. Her year was staring of in the right track... definitely not.

At least her blueberry pie was there to take away the pain for a good minute, right?

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Sorry for the awful update. I'm not a skilled writer thus my horrible plot or whatever but I hope you enjoyed!

unoriginal_birdie🐇