Order a pizza. When they ask if they got the right house say, "we don't eat pizza here... Not since Sam died ten years ago this very night... After ordering a pizza! What kind of sick joke is this?!" If possible, take the pizza and shut the door before they can ask for the money.
Alternatively, if they ask if it is your house say, "Sam...? Sam died ten years ago this very night after ordering a pizza, how could you do something like this? It's not funny!" Again, take the pizza while they are shocked. They won't notice you didn't pay.
Well done, you got yourself a free pizza!
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Bored in public... Oh no...
RandomInspired by the recent stories I have been reading I have decided to create my own 'things to do in public' story. Many of these ideas will be original to me and some will be from online and other books like this. Thank you!
