TomTord One Shots

Frickle Frackle

(A/N) I don't know why I did this. Also, **WARNING** there is a spoiler from Dear StarBoy, so if you haven't read it/finished it, then yeah.

"What? But- Edd!" Edd pushed Tom and Tord out of their house.

"Enough Tom! You guys need to get along!" He slammed the door shut.

Tord ran to the door, trying to turn the knob, but to his dismay, it was locked. He slammed the door with one of his hands. "Edd, let us in and get this thing off of us!" Edd, with the help of Matt's strength, pulled the sleeping Tord to Tom's room and handcuffed them together early that morning.

"This is so lame." Tom muttered, attempting to fold his arms, but remembering the handcuffs.

"We could go to the police station or something. Somewhere that can get these off." Tord jerked his handcuffed arm from Tom, which caught Tom off-guard, causing him to fall.

"You ass!" Tom quickly stood and pushed Tord to the ground, once again forgetting the handcuffs causing Tom to fall as well.

Tord roughly pushed Tom off. "Slut."

"Bitch."

They both stood again.

Tord sighed. "Come on, Jehovah's." He started walking, pulling Tom with him.

Behind Tord's back, Tom brought a wagon over from their yard and sat in it, Tord unknowingly pulling it.

Tord walked down the street, until he got to an intersection. He stopped at the curb, as the wagon continued rolling, running into Tord. He looked behind him and down at the wagon.

Tom sat there on his phone, until Tord pulled it out of his hands and looked at what he was doing on it. He was on Wattpad reading A fanfiction called, "Dear StarBoy." Tord looked at Tom, furrowing his eyebrows. He gave the phone back, turning to the street again. "They break up and Star Boy jumps off the cliff."

This set Tom off. He jumped out of the wagon, punching Tord's arm hard.

"Ow!" Tord grabbed Tom's wrist and was about to threaten Tom in Norwegian, when he saw a building across the street. His eyes lit up like a child's. "Let's go."

"What?" Tom turned to see the building as well, which lit his own eyes up. The light changed, allowing pedestrians to walk across the street. The two immediately ran to the building.

It was a gymnasium. The kind with huge trampolines that was meant for children, but Tom and Tord did not give a flying fuck.

The two looked at each other.

Tord rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly. "You... want to go?"

With his handcuffed hand, Tom took Tord's wrist and ran inside and to the front desk. "How much is it to get in?" Tom pulled his wallet out and had a wide smile on his face. Tord thought it was adorable, but denied thinking about being Tom's significant other.

"Uh... That'll be 10$ per child... " The employee was confused, as she saw no children with the two of them.

"We want in." Tord informed the woman.

"I um... Don't think there is a price for adults... "

Tom stuffed his wallet back in his pocket. "So you're saying it's free?!"

She looked down at a computer screen and clicked on something with the mouse. "Uh, yeah. Yeah, it's free."

"Great!" Tom started to run to the trampolines, forgetting the handcuffs again. "Fuck. Curse these cuffs. Let's go, Commie." He took Tord's arm and dragged him to the trampolines.

To avoid falling or jerking their arms, they had to stay near each other, which - not admittedly - didn't bother Tord at all. At one point, Tom was about to fall over, so he grabbed Tord, wrapping his arms around Tord's torso. Tord mistook it for a random hug and and wrapped his arms around Tom as well, which - not admittedly - didn't bother Tom.

They bounced for a few hours until Tord mentioned that he was hungry, so they went to the concessions. The two talked at their table, the conversations mostly consisting of random arguments, teasing, and a bit of flirting.

Tom's phone vibrated and he saw that it was Edd trying to call him. He decided against answering and put his phone back in his pocket.

They finished and immediately headed back to the trampolines. Tord took Tom's hand and pulled him over.

"I hate to admit it, but I've had fun Jehovah's."

Tom smiled "Me too, Commie." He couldn't get on his tiptoes, because with being on a trampoline, it wouldn't make him taller, so he bounced instead and landed a quick kiss on Tord's lips.

Tord had to take moment to evaluate that that had just happened. He then shook his head, and leaned down, returning the kiss. They stayed like that for a while, making out on the trampolines as homophobic parents shielded their children's eyes.

They walked back up the street, laughing, and holding hands. Tom and Tord got kicked out as several complaints were received about their PDA. They got back home and Tom knocked on the door.

Edd answered and smiled from ear to ear looking from them, to their hands. They looked down at their own hands and realized what Edd was smiling about. They pulled their hands away from each other and awkwardly shifted their weight and fidgeted with their sleeves.

Edd reached for their handcuffs and unlocked them. They grinned.

"Free! Finally free!" Tord yelled and ran to his room, shutting the door behind him.

"Cool." Tom came in and sat on the couch, turning on the tv.

"I knew it." Edd whispered.

"What?" Tom looked at Edd.

"Oh, nothing." Edd closed the door and walked back to his room.

The next morning, Tom walked into Tord's room.

He shook Tord awake.

"Did you come to cuddle with me, Love?"

Tom cringed at the nickname. "Fuck off." He sat down next to Tord on the bed. "Edd knows."

Tord sat up, letting the covers reveal his bare chest. Tom blushed and looked away. Tord noticed this and chuckled. "I thought it was kind of obvious."

Tom growled. "Shut up. What are we going to do?"

"He's fine with it."

"How do you know?" Tom spun around and looked at Tord with a fierce glare, which softened as he forgot Tord was indecent. He looked back away, pink brushing his cheeks.

"Are you seriously this oblivious? Edd and Matt are totally a thing."

Tom hadn't thought about it before then, but the two were kind of an obvious couple. "Oh- Well... I mean... "

Tord kissed Tom's cheek. "Hush, now." He whispered. "I'm going to get dressed." Tord pulled the rest of his covers off of him, showing that he was completely naked. Tom immediately covered his eyes as Tord enjoyed embarrassing Tom.

The two left Tord's bedroom. Tord dressed in a tank top and sweatpants and Tom was dressed in a hoodie and sweatpants. They hadn't bothered brushing their hair and Tom was still pretty flustered from earlier.

They sat down at the table as Matt made breakfast.

"Damn, my legs are so sore." Tom muttered.

"We should do it again." Tord smiled.

"Yeah, it was fun."

"Oh my God, you guys did the frickle frackle?!" Edd yelled, popping his head in from outside the kitchen.

"What?" Tom's blush darkened.

Tord snickered, despite his own flustered face.