Thank You For Not Smoking

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(A/N) I'm so fucking sorry. I went to Gringos and there was a sign saying this so... yeah.

Tom: *works in a fast food place or something like that*

Tord: *orders a drink from the place and sits down, lighting a cigar to smoke*

Tom: *clears throat*

Tord: Hm? *looks at Tom*

Tom: Are you illiterate or something?

Tord: What? I'm not illiterate. Why?

Tom: *points at a sign* The fucking sign says, "Thank you for not smoking."

Tord: Oh... Well, you're welcome.

Tom: *takes out fire extinguisher and uses it on Tord's cigar*

Tord: Bitch.

Tom: Fuck you.

(A/N) I really have no idea what this was, but I'm publishing it anyway.

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