Sword Art Online: One Big Happy Family (Season 2)

No Cheating Daddy

At agils store

Kirito: ( no one's here,that's unsual)
Yui: ah,welcome back, daddy!
Kirito: hi I'm back. Yui are you looking after the shop? Where's agil?
Yui: he's on the 2nd floor. Should I get him?
Kirito: oh,no,don't bother. I dont really need to ask for him.

Strea: is kirito here-?ah,I found you!
Hey kirito, I found an amazing place. Accompany me for awhile.
Kirito: An interesting place?
Strea: it might be a dungeon that only I know.
Even if you ask info brokers, they won't know. I checked around inside a bit, and I'm sure there were
Many treasure boxes. Enemies are weak,too. If kirito and i go together. Assaulting will be a piece of cake.
Kirito: sounds impressive. Where is it?
Strea: well,it's in the desert area....

Yui:....daddy are you cheating when mommy isn't here?
Kirito: C-cheating....! You learned a strange word.
Daddy is only going to the dungeon with strea.
Yui: can you assert that the sense of freedom in a trip
Will never result in any bold actions?
Kirito: yui...who taught you these words?
Strea: I  taught her! A trip of two people is a dangerous experience in which anything can happen!
Kirito: ......strea,don't make a joke like that in front of yui.
Strea: hmm...I didn't intend to make a joke.

Yui: daddy, I'm going to the dungeon with you as a substitute for mommy.
Kirito: !? No way, yui. There will be monsters in the dungeon.
Yui: but I'm worried that you'll cheat.

Strea: ohh...i wanted to be with kirito alone.
Yui: no way!! (Screams at strea )

Kirito: I don't know what will be inside the dungeon so we should be cautious.....
Yui: ......!
Kirito: ....well how about this: is there's any danger, we head back right away.

Strea Whisper's: crap....a spying person will
come along.

Yui: thank you,daddy!
Kirito: ....but yui, you must follow my words,if it gets
Dangerous you must away immediately.

After that kirito,yui and strea walked and passed the desert and reached the dungeon. After defeating the
The enemies kirito and strea found rare items.

Strea: Great! Obtained a rare item! Is this place a bonus dungeon? The monsters are so weak while there are rare items. what a nice place!
Kirito: yes. Honestly it's more than I expected.
Strea: wonder if yui is alright...

Yui: of course I am. Because daddy is protecting me.
Strea: kirito is indeed a strong dad.
Yui: hehehehe...

Kirito: alright, now we only need to head back to town safe and sound.(hope it's not tiring on our way back...even using the teleport crystals when needed is still more than worthy)

Strea: hey kirito?
Kirito: what?
Strea: I feel that I got sand all over my body. Can we make a detour to the hot spring that we passed by?
I wanna take a bath.
Kirito: yes,that's make sense....

Yui: daddy! How dare you want to take a bath with miss strea...it is inexcusable!
Kirito: yui,why are you so angry....
Strea: yeah..it's nothing.(while putting her hand on her face) yui come take a bath too. You got sand all over you're body right? Then you're daddy can't hold you.
Yui: huh....is that so? Can't have daddy hold me in his arms?
Kirito: no,no....that's not true. No matter how much sand you have all over your body,I'll hold you tight.
Strea: if so, Kirito's body will be covered by sand.

Yui: ....I wanna take a bath too. Mommy also said that it would be better to keep clean in front of daddy.
Strea: Asuna.....did you tell yui such words...?
Strea: then it's settled! Let's go now!

Kirito,yui and strea walked to the hot spring that they we're talking about.

Kirito: I'll remove the sand here. strea, I'll leave yui to you.
Strea: ok~

Kirito thought (.....alright, I'll take a bath too.)
(Dirtier than I expected....if i go back to agil's shop like this,he may boot me out.)

Strea accidentally bumped kirito cause she thought that there was enemies barging in on them.

TIME SKIP THAT (YUI)

kirito: then call my name if anything happens.
Strea: oh that's too troublesome. Kirito, come take a bath too.

Yui:.....daddy? You can't keep staring at miss strea, or you'll cheat.
Kirito: huh?
Strea: yui,that's too hard for him. Kirito is a guy after all,so he will want to see a girl naked...
Yui: I am a girl, too. Daddy? If you wanna look, look at mine.
Strea: oh,that's not what I meant. Maybe yui will understand when you get a bit older.
Yui: umm....daddy, please come closer! ( pulls kirito)
Kirito: w-wait a second, yui. Don't pull me like that.

Strea: kirito,you want to be with me, right?
Come on, let me wash you're back for you. (Pulls kirito closer to her)

Kirito: you two, give me a break. Stop pulling.....
Yui: daddy is coming here! (Pulls kirito )

Strea: kirito wants to come closer to me right?
( as she does the same)

Yui: Daddy!

Strea: kirito!

The two were pulling kirito in two separate direction like tug of war game!

Kirito: (what exactly do you want me to do...?)

After that everything calm down
After the bath, yui and kirito goes back
At agil's shop.

At Agil's Shop

asuna: hon, you're back.
.....What happened?
you're face looks tired....do you want me to go make you tea?
Kirito: uh..asuna don't mind me it's just you know clearing that game and stuff....(fake Laugh's)
Asuna: was the quest so tiring?
Kirito: .....oh, no it's not like that.....but I got a rare item.
Yui: yeah it was so fun to be with daddy, mommy!
Asuna: really, that's great yui..(Pat's yui's head and smiled)
Yui: yes.
Asuna: OK you two wait here I'm gonna get the food I made. Good thing I saved you two, cause Liz was about to eat it all.
Kirito: thanks hon! (Asuna gets the food on the second floor)
Yui: but daddy? You should really do that kind of stuff with mommy only.
K

irito: yeah...it might be more relaxing that way...