Sword Art Online: One Big Happy Family (Season 2)

Baby Making

Hi guys this is the first chapter of season 2
Sorry the season 1 is so short and ended so fast
So yeah hope you like season 2 OK!!!

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At kirito and asuna's house

Asuna: yui! were back!
(Yui comes )
Yui: mommy! Daddy! I'm so happy to see you!
Thank goodness you made it back safe and sound.
I bet you're about to collapse, huh? How about you stay put and rest for a bit?

Kirito: that's just what we were thinking!
( they laugh all together)

Yui: oh, goodie! I'll leave you be then, sweet dreams!

(Waving as the couple went to their room but they don't know that yui was making them tea.)

At kirito and asuna's room.

Asuna: phew...I'm totally beat.
Kirito: it's not like being on the lower floors anymore,
that's for sure. Even field monsters really put us to the test.

Asuna: hey,kirito...could you come here a moment?
Kirito: hmm? What is it, asu-
( asuna pinned kirito on the bed) ....Oof!
Asuna: tee hee!bear hug!
Kirito: i-i can't...breathe...(crushed by asuna's bosom...On second thought, maybe they are worst ways to go...) Kirito said in his mind)

Asuna: ha ha! Look's like somebody is blushing!
Hey, I know...whaddya say you let me take care of you today?
Kirito: umm...i-i..
Asuna: yes,kirito..?

The two were about to kiss but.....
( drum roll please... )

Yui: WOWEE! Are you just about to make babies?!
Kirito: W-waaagh!
Asuna: y-yui?! Since when have you been there?!
Yui: you seemed real tired just now, so I thought you might like some hot tea to help you sleep...
Well,daddy? Where you and mommy just about to make a little sister for me?

Kirito: a sister.....?! Whatever gave you that idea?
Yui: you can't fool me! You and mommy are just about to kiss! .....and mommy told me that babies
Are made when two people in love kissed,right,mommy?

Asuna: O-oh yes...I do remember saying something like that...
Yui: oh,silly me! I completely forgot you can't make babies here in SAO....

Kirito: th-thats right! So you see,we couldn't have been about to make babies,now could we?*cough*

Yui: hmm...my mistake! So...is this practice or something? So you can make babies any time when you get back to the real world?

Asuna: Y-yui, shh...
You shouldn't talk about making babies in such a loud voice.

Kirito: ( is there anyone here right now besides us?
If sugu's overheard any of this, I'll never hear the end of it.)
Hey,asuna? Something tells me that letting yui believe that might actually be more trouble in the long run.
Imagine if she sees a couple kissing in town....

Asuna: uh-oh... Y'know, you just might be right.
Yui: huh?
What do you mean, "letting me believe"...?

Asuna: yui we owe you an apology.
You know what I told you about babies being made
by kissing?that's...well, it's not true. (Said in a disappointing tone)

Yui: wha-what?! You were just lying to me?! B-but why would mommy do that...

Asuna: w-well, it's not exactly a lie....
Kissing is involved in making babies, but...it's just...
Well....to be honest explaining how babies are exactly MADE is... Well...embarrassing!

Yui: what's so embarrassing about it? Its the way biology ensure's the survival of the species, so it must be pretty important.

After kirito and asuna explaining to yui that
It is super embarrassing it is to make
a baby and then yui now understand that it
Takes a lot of responsibility for it.

Yui: umm...so it takes a lot of responsibility to taking care of a baby mommy?

Asuna: yes that's right!

Yui: well I think I can wait for the answers when I'm all grown up now, besides I enjoy being mommy's and daddy's little girl too...

Kirito: now there's a good girl!

To be Continued....

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Hey guys sorry for taking to long to make this
So hope you guys are enjoying this
See you soon!!!!