3 days before it happens
"I can't believe you actually came Y/N kitten!" Cide yelled in your ear through the phone.
"Shut up." You responded as you glared at the manga. "How long do I have to stay here anyways?"
"Maybe I got you a room at a hotel~"
"But I thought I was staying at Izaya's until I came to you."
"BUZZZZ WRONG! I CAN'T LET THE GUY HOG YOU ALL TO HIMSELF!"
"Ugh, alright."
"You wanna go see it?" Cide asked.
"What?"
"The room, silly kitty!"
"Give me coordinates."
"Through the phone Y/N? I didn't know you trusted me this much honey!"
"I meant send it through a message!"
"Awww, ok."
When you arrived at the hotel, you noticed something about it that felt strange.
Why'd Cide pay for a place that costs so much damn money?!
"Because I love you." He called through the phone.
You hung up and threw the phone on the desk, your body moving to the huge single bed. You turn on the TV and see Izaya and Shizuo fighting again.
You hoped Izaya would win.
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2 days before it happens
"I want to see your pretty little face Y/N! Why don't you come outside dear?"
"Ugh, fine."
You step outside to see the park and sit on a nearby bench. Life went on for everyone else as normal, everyone was good except you.
Damn Cide and his damn business.
"Y/NNNNNNNNN!" Oh god no, it's that yell.
"Hey Shizu-chan." You stick your tongue out. "I'm busy, so why don't you just shut up. It'll make me in an even more foul mood-"
A guard rail barely missed you and stuck to a tree, Cide giggled on the phone.
"Better go, my dear." He said to you through it.
"WHERE'S THE GODDAMN FLEA?!"
"Don't know, don't care. Bye Shizu-chan!"
"What do you mean you don't care Y/N-chan?" Another voice appears. "I'm offended."
"IZAYA YOU DAMN FLEABAG!"
"I need to talk to Y/N, Shizu-chan, not you."
Shizuo didn't care, he threw a street sign at Izaya. Izaya dodged and grabbed your hand, pulling you into an alleyway where Shizuo didn't notice you two.
"I-Izaya-san!" You hold your phone in your hand and tremble slightly, Cide watched from a distance jealously.
"I liked it way better when you called me Master." He took the phone out of your hand and held it to his ear. "Hello Cide-sama."
YOU ARE READING
It seems that we're both CRAZY my dear (Izaya x Reader)
FanfictionIzaya huh? Seems fair. He's pretty good-looking. And he's a perfect match for you. You always thought that humans were interesting creatures. And know you're an info broker. With Izaya. It seems that you're both crazy.
