Rick & Morty: Origin Story

Section 2: Alien Parasite #22

"W-we should be? What the hell does that mean, Rick?! Wait a minute-" Rick held Morty in a position that he couldn't escape from. "Oh my God! Mom! Dad! Someone! Morty is being choked by...'Not-Rick'!" Then a shadow familiarly shaped stepped behind Rick. The shadow pulled out a gun and shot Rick's hand. Then the shadow grabbed a blade and carved Rick's eyes out. The shadow was...Rick?! "RICK?! WHAT THE HELL?! HOLY SHIT! OH MY GOD! Wait...who's really the real Rick?" Morty asked. Rick rolled his eyes and responded, "Holy crap, M-Morty. I wonder, who IS the real Rick? The one that just got killed and was being nice to you dipshits OR the one that killed the other Rick and looks and sounds normal?" Summer and Morty paused. "Are you two stupid?! It's obviously ME! Duh-doi! Wow...I knew you both were stupid, but DAMN! I never knew you were THIS stupid! Fucking seriously?! Forget all that jazz. Morty, come with me. I could use a moment of your precious, not-that-important shitty time." Morty sighed and went along with Rick. "What do you want NOW?" Morty asked. "Here, Morty. Take this ionic defibulizer and come along with me, Morty. We need to do something we have never done before: TIME TRAVEL." Morty paused, "Isn't Justin Roiland kind of against that?? I mean, it is his show after-" "Holy 'effing crap, Morty. You're breaking the fourth wall. Shocked much? Anyways, what I was saying was this: We need to time travel back to when the aliens were born. And we need to kill what they call 'Glibzorp and Gleevenorp'. It's a parody on Adam and Eve." "No shit, Rick. I can tell. But one question: Won't that ruin the space/time continuum?" Rick responded, "Uh, NO? W-what do y-y-you think I am, some sort of hack? Now come on, Morty...we've got some killing to do!"