Bang bang bitch
-this is laurens' pov btw lmao-
Oh
Oh
Fuck.
There's a hole in my side.
How'd that happen??
Oh and would you look at that there's BLOOD too.
Wait,,
oH FUCK IM DYING
SHITHSIRHSIRBSIHIT
F UCK
IM NOT READY TO DIE IM ONLY 27
WHAT WAS THAT THING ALEX USED TO SAY
ONLY 19 BUT MY MIND IS OLDER
MORE LIKE
ONLY 27 BUT MY LIFE IS OVER
HAH
at least I died making a joke,,
Worth it,,
Wait nvm people are yelling
Fuck off let me die
Ew it's my dad someone pour some salt in the wound
Oh hey bright light
wHEEER OFF I GO FUCKERS FUCK YALL
I walk towards the light. Damn, it's bright. Wait I'm being pushed the other direction?
"The fuck, man?!" I yell.
"You're gonna be a ghost haha no heaven for you!!!" A guy says, way too happily.
I don't say anything, but I realize that I'm back,., in New York???
Why the hell am I-
Oh shit
This is Alex's home
Ohfuckohshitishouldgonotheseguysshouldgo
Wait I'm a ghost he can't see me!!
So I walk through the door, which felt kinda like drinking really hot hot chocolate and you f e e l the heat in your throat. It's that, but your whole body.
So I'm walking through Alexander's house, right?
There's this like
Two year old kid or some shit
And me and him look VERY alike
Like scarily alike.
So I sit in front of this kid who's sitting on the floor, and he tilts his head. Like he sees something. I look behind me. Nothing's there. I tilt my head back at the kid.
The kid reaches his arm out, and it phaser through my body. I feel like that's a sexual thing for Ghosts.
I back up a little, and this kid just comes closer. He waves at me. Okay yeah this kid sees me. I slowly wave back. He claps his hands and smiles.
Then, an all to familiar man turns the corner and picks the small boy up. "Philip, what were you clapping at?" Alex asks, carrying 'Philip' to the next room. I get up and follow.
"Alexander, he's a child. He's playing with his imaginary friends. It's normal." I faintly hear Eliza from where I assume is the kitchen.
Alex thinks for a second before putting Philip down. He immediately walks to me, and I sit in front of him.
We don't talk much, since he's a two year old, but I do enjoy Philip already. He's Alexander's kid. That's the main reason I like him.
//I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO MENTION THIS IS MODERN :0
alright that's all this is garbage idk what this is lmao
YOU ARE READING
Laurens ghost au joke fic thing?? Idk
HumorSo Yknow those aus where Laurens is very dead and he is a ghost then he like goes to Philip and Philip is the only person who can see or hear him?? It's that but a huge joke That's literally all it is A joke
