So APPARENTLY
Philip knows his moms name
How the fuck?.?.?
He is in kindergarten
KINDERGARTEN
Does Alex just call her Eliza around the house???
That's some bad parenting y'all
ANYWAYS
so Philip leads me back to his room (well the best he can since I'm a fucking ghost)
And he's all like "how do you know my moms name?.?..?"
And I was like hMMMM SHOULD I TELL HIM THE TRUTH
I do
"I knew your mom and dad in high school" and then Phillip gasps
Then he fucking screams "D A. D". So now I'm like 'oh shit oh fuck'
And then aLEX FUCKING. R A CCES INTO THIS ROOM YALL ITS FUCKING WILD
and he's out of breath and shit like "yes,,, Philip?.?.?.?,?"
And Philip sweetly says "did you know a jack in high school" and so that's fine Alex doesn't know my nickname
Wait
He was friends with Peggy who was friends with Martha and fUCK HE KNOWS
TIME TO KILL MYSELF
AGAIN
but Alex just shakes his head and says no
But the second he's not facing Philip I see the teARS WELL UP IN THIS POOR MANS EYES
MY BABYGIRL NO
So like I grab him by the shoulder and he stops for a second before shaking his head and walking again
"Babygirl,,," is all I say because the love of my life is fucking leaving to go sob in his office
And it's my fault
Wow I'm a bad ex
A message from problematic hoe #2:
Yall I can't write joke fics I apologize forthis
YOU ARE READING
Laurens ghost au joke fic thing?? Idk
HumorSo Yknow those aus where Laurens is very dead and he is a ghost then he like goes to Philip and Philip is the only person who can see or hear him?? It's that but a huge joke That's literally all it is A joke
