Well god damn philip sees this ghost

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Alright so obviously this lil kiddo here can see me.

He's like what, two? So we don't have many conversations. Mostly stuff like "hi,"

And "I like your hair" stupid shit like that.

Sometimes Alexander will stay up at ungodly hours of the night and
I'll stand behind his desk. I never say anything though

Like what if he hears me

That'd be like

The anti good

So instead I stand behind his desk, waiting for him to stop working for at least 3 hours to sleep

He never does.

Anywayways,,. Let's like fast forward to when philip is in kindergarten.

I'm chilling in his room, and then he runs in, a bag full of random shit behind him. "Jack," he yelled. Okay yeah I kinda gave him my family nickname. Yknow. In case he decides to ask Alex if he knew a jack at any point in time. Alex doesn't know my real name. I'm a sneaky turtle Boi. "I'm gonna be in kindergarten!" I smiled, and then Alex walked in. I didn't want to say anything in case he might hear me, but Philip looked so upset when I didn't say anything.

"I'm proud of you, Pip." I said, glancing At alex jUST TO MAKE SURE HE DIDNT HEAR

He didn't

Or at least I think

Anyways so Alex was dumping out all these school supplies, mumbling about how "schools shouldn't make kids bring hand sanitizer" and I laughed at that

When I looked around the room, I noticed Philip was gone. I quickly went to find him, only to find him in the kitchen. Eliza was washing the dishes, and Philip was smiling at her. "Ma! Jack says he's proud of me!"

Eliza looked at Philip, smiling. "Is that so?" Philip responded with a quick "yep" and Eliza turned back to the dishes. "Well tell him that's very kind of him."

I smiled at that. "Thanks, 'Liza" I whispered, and Philip turned to me with a face that read 'Um bitch what the fuck'

I didn't say anything tho

So it's all good B)

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