Alright so obviously this lil kiddo here can see me.
He's like what, two? So we don't have many conversations. Mostly stuff like "hi,"
And "I like your hair" stupid shit like that.
Sometimes Alexander will stay up at ungodly hours of the night and
I'll stand behind his desk. I never say anything thoughLike what if he hears me
That'd be like
The anti good
So instead I stand behind his desk, waiting for him to stop working for at least 3 hours to sleep
He never does.
Anywayways,,. Let's like fast forward to when philip is in kindergarten.
I'm chilling in his room, and then he runs in, a bag full of random shit behind him. "Jack," he yelled. Okay yeah I kinda gave him my family nickname. Yknow. In case he decides to ask Alex if he knew a jack at any point in time. Alex doesn't know my real name. I'm a sneaky turtle Boi. "I'm gonna be in kindergarten!" I smiled, and then Alex walked in. I didn't want to say anything in case he might hear me, but Philip looked so upset when I didn't say anything.
"I'm proud of you, Pip." I said, glancing At alex jUST TO MAKE SURE HE DIDNT HEAR
He didn't
Or at least I think
Anyways so Alex was dumping out all these school supplies, mumbling about how "schools shouldn't make kids bring hand sanitizer" and I laughed at that
When I looked around the room, I noticed Philip was gone. I quickly went to find him, only to find him in the kitchen. Eliza was washing the dishes, and Philip was smiling at her. "Ma! Jack says he's proud of me!"
Eliza looked at Philip, smiling. "Is that so?" Philip responded with a quick "yep" and Eliza turned back to the dishes. "Well tell him that's very kind of him."
I smiled at that. "Thanks, 'Liza" I whispered, and Philip turned to me with a face that read 'Um bitch what the fuck'
I didn't say anything tho
So it's all good B)
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When you're naturally too serious with grammar and correct writing skills that it's really hard to write joke fics
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Laurens ghost au joke fic thing?? Idk
HumorSo Yknow those aus where Laurens is very dead and he is a ghost then he like goes to Philip and Philip is the only person who can see or hear him?? It's that but a huge joke That's literally all it is A joke