Texts | Justin

Midnight memories

Why Justin look like he broke with a wife and two kids in this picture above 😂🤔

So there's smut ahead and yes it's the smut that you need holy water for so here😇 '💧💧💧' and use it wisely. You don't want to waist it in irrelevant places 😉

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*the next day*

"I look for ways to say I love you, but I ain't into to making love songs, so baby I'm just rapping to this LSD." I sing quietly to myself editing a pic I was going to post (a/n: Listen to LSD by ASAP rocky it's so calm and sooo catchy)

"Do you know what LSD even is?" Justin asks

"No clue." I reply locking my phone

"It's a drug." He tells me, I look at him raising my eyebrow

"Seriously?"

"Yeah, it's illegal. It stands for lysergic acid diethylamide. It's a potent hallucinating drug, makes you see things that aren't there."

"Okay Einstein." I say impressed from his knowledge

"What can I say. I know my drugs." He smiles

"Now you sound like a drug addict that makes the drugs." I giggle

He lowly chuckles. Damn that laugh, "I just know my knowledge Holly."

"Okay, Bieber you know your knowledge " I surrender

He laughs again and I join him

After our laughing died he starts to speak

"Can I tell you a joke?" He says

I laugh, "sure. Tell away." I say putting my phone on the table and look straight at him

"Okay," he start, "Why did Adele cross the road?"

Oh my, I've heard this one before

"To say hello from the other side?" I say

"No, to steal my Grammy from me." He says seriously.

I stop for a second thinking about it then burst out of laughter because of the deep joke

"That is so funny because it's true." I shout still laughing. He rolls his eyes and starts laughing too

"Woo." I say and wipe my tears of laughing and simmer down ,"that's deep."

"That's what she said." He mumbles

"...imma act like you didn't say that." I say

He shrugs and stands up to head at his backyard. I follow behind him until we were by his pool.

"Your pool is so blue." I comment and feel how cold the water is

"Yeah, it gets cleaned like weekly." He replies

"Let's jump in." I suggest

"Okay." He says and then after that he picks me up and throws me in the pool. The pool was quite cold but it wasn't really that cold.  Once I reach the top I look at him and glare, "you know I would kill you if I had my phone in my pocket. But I remember I left it at the table."

"I was also thinking that now but thank goodness you did." He says taking off his top, throwing it at the side and slides in. He shivers and walks to me.

"Why didn't you say it's cold." He whines

"You neve asked."  I laughed, "now give me a wet hug."I say jumping onto him and clinging on him