Okay so Seikiatsu asked if I wrote a warriors story before and I said no. I LIED. I have but it's never been on Wattpad until now. It's like Starkit's prophecy and we all know how amazing that story is. So here it is.
Please read all the way through. It's great.
Unicornstar called the Clan meeting for my apprentice ceremony.
"Now that Poopkit is six moons she is ready to receive her apprentice name. Until she has received her warrior name she will be called Pooppaw. And her mentor will be Butterbutt!"
"Pooppaw! Pooppaw," every cat chants. Butterbutt then takes me on a tour of the territory. We are near one of the Clan's borders.
"You explore over there while I remark the border," Butterbutt says. I sniff around the territory when I am grabbed by the scruff and now I am behind some dark trees.
"Yo you're from TreeClan right?" Says a LakeClan warrior.
"Yes," I say.
"Listen. If you want to live a full life you do what I say. You know Unicornstar's horn?" I nod. "It's worth a lot of catnip if we get it to the rogues. So get it to me by tomorrow you hear me?" I nod and run off.
I figured the only way to get the horn was by killing Unicornstar. I got the deathberries from Birdfur's den and fed them to Unicornstar after she had complained of stomach pain. Well she died after that and I sawed off the horn with tree bark before anyone noticed. I felt bad because she had named me a warrior after only one day of training. Once I stashed the horn I let out a loud wail and everyone came to the den.
"Poopface what happened," Butterbutt asks.
"I don't know she just collapsed and stopped breathing."
"Well now that she's dead Olivetail you have to be leader," Birdfur said.
"But I don't want to be leader I'm not ready."
"Then who's going to be leader," Olivetail's mate said.
"I think Poopface should be leader," he says.
"I agree," Birdfur says.
"Yay," a lot of cats shout.
"Poopstar, Poopstar, Poopstar," the chanting starts.
It was my first morning as leader and I was about to go to the Moonpool when I remembered the horn. I made my way to the LakeClan territory and meet the warrior there.
"Here," I say.
"Thank you," he says.
"Hey you ain't getting off that easy. Your splitting that catmint with me half and half. I'll pick it up tomorrow." I walk away and head to the Moonpool with Birdfur. When I touched my nose to the water I found myself surrounded by StarClan cats, and they were mad. They didn't like how I killed Unicornstar for catmint. But then they forgave me and gave me my nine lives. One life came from my father, Pandafur, to always be able to crush all of my enemies. One came from Unicornstar, for good leadership. BORING! Then the other lives and stuff. The last one came from granny Poopybutt, whom I was named after. She gave me a life to have unlimited lives! Yay I'm immortal! This was so awesome.
Omg being leader was so great. I stopped to pick up my catmint and it was sooooo good. I think I'm addicted. Too much of it I don't think was good for me to have so much catmint but I don't care. Those hallucinations were so funny. Anyway, so many people are asking me to be their mates it's like so great. I meant I'm pretty sure Tobaccofur is the one. I mean I already made him deputy maybe he's the one. I mean I'm already having his kits. Well either his, Santaclaw's, or Emotail. I'm not really sure. But I'm already getting fat so maybe it's all of them that'll be fathers. I'm hoping for ten kits minimum. This is sooo great I mean I'm awesome.
Omg it's only been a moon since I became leader and my kits are coming. I'm pretty sure I'm having a lot because I'm as big as five full grown warriors. Any way I lost a few lives kitting but that's okay because I'm immortal. And guess what. I have 21 kits now. How cool is that. I was aiming for about 50 but next time right. I named one Cocainekit. One Fartkit. The others Elfkit, Weirdkit, Uglykit, Olivekit, Kitkit, Beardkit, Burpkit, Peekit, Tobaccokit Jr. , Clawkit, Kittykit, Sundaekit, S'moreskit, Broccolikit, Sickkit, Barfkit, Diarrheakit, Shampookit, and last but not least Rainbowliciousdoubleawesomekit! Yay. I'm so awesome.
