He Uses A Pick Up Line

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The Rake

You was washing the dishes when Rake walked up to you and just looked at you

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" You glanced at him with a funny look

"No, but I scraped my knees crawling from the depths of hell." His face went blank before he smirked

"That explains why you're so hot." You looked at him surprised before you bust out laughing

"A point for creativity." He just chuckled before hugging you

The Seedeater

You were eating popcorn while watching Now You See Me

"Are you a magician? Because when I see you, everyone disappears." You glanced up at Seedeater and then back at the t.v

"Of course, I kill them that's why." He gave you a poker face before grumbling to his self

"I hate you." You hid your smirk behind the bag of popcorn.

Herobrine

You was playing Mario Kart with Hero and you was in the lead

"Hey Y/N, do you have a bandaid?"

"For what Hero?" He smirked a little

"I scraped my knee falling for you." You chuckled at the cheesy pick up line but you still got in first place

"Cheesy but it didn't help you win this time."

BRVR

You were ironing your clothes after you just finished ironing your boyfriend's

"Hey Y/N, guess what this shirt is made of?" You looked up at his plain black shirt

"I dont know, polyester? Cotton?" He shook his head

"boyfriend Material" You blinked at him before spraying him with the iron

"Get out." He just laughed leaving the room completely missing your smile

Grinny

Grinny was sitting on the counter eating just watching you eat your food

"Babe why are you staring at me?" He just shook his head smiling even more

" If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer." Even though that was cheesy it still made you blush

"Can't stand you." He smirked even more

"So get a crutch." He ducked just in time to miss the fork you threw at him

Zalgo

"Hey Zalgo what kind of vegetables do you like?"

"The only one I like is you." You turned your head giving him a confuzzled look

"What?" He smirked at you

"If you were a vegetable you'll be a cute-cumber." You blinked at him before shaking your head smiling a little

"I'm banning you from using the internet."

Sonic Exe

You and Sonic were cuddling on the couch just talking to each other about everything and anything that comes to your mind

"You know something Y/N." You looked up at him

"What?" He looked down at you before looking back up

"I'm going to treat you like my pinky toe and bang you on every piece of furniture." You blinked and then laughed

"Best pick up line ever!" He threw his head back and laughed along with you

"I still got it!"

Tails Doll

"Babe pass me that pen please I need to write something down." Tails passed you a pen and you wrote down the name of a food that you wanted.

"Is it still working?" You was about to say yes when it started to fade and you huffed

"No its not."

"Yes it is, try writing your number here." You did just that and looked up and caught the smirk he gave you. You blinked again until it hit you

"You just finessed me." He laughed as you chuckled shaking your head

Smile Dog

You were laying down with Smile in your room watching some comedy when he looked at you.

"You have the time love?" You glanced at your clock

"Yeah it's 1:32" He looked at his arm

"Hmmm funny my magical watch says you don't have any panties." You looked at him before pulling your panties up in his view

"Clearly I am."

"Oh I'm sorry it's 15 minutes fast." He got on top of you and began kissing you not allowing you to even comprehend the fact that he just used a pick up line on you

Suicidal Mouse

"You know what you remind me of babe?" You looked at mousy raising an eyebrow

"Remind you of what?" He smirked

"A white dwarf star, extremely hot but not so bright." You squinted your eyes at him

"Fuck you." He winked at you making a v with his hands and licking between them

"When?" You hid your blush well enough you think

"Never." He put his arms behind his head

"Oh yeah my mistake, I already did." He yelped when you jumped on top of him and started wrestling with him

Ticci Toby

You was posing in a bikini for Toby and he was admiring you in it

"So what do you think?" He rubbed his chin since his mouth-guard and goggles were off

"On a scale of one to 10 you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need." You blinked at him before busting out in a fit of giggles

"That was perfectly cheesy!" He tried to keep a straight face but ended up laughing right along with you.

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Some of these I laughed at more than I was supposed to XD

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