There's this game we played during lunchtimes called Carebears. U guys know the cartoon carebears right? they hav like weird pictures on their stomachs and they go around hugging ppl (I think). this game is called "Carebears" because the banshee would bear-hug, more like rugby tackle, ppl for 5 secs and they're it. I would talk (rant, discuss, whatever) about the banshee later in the book.
Anyway, its SUPER SCARY when u dont know where is the banshee, u could expect him to suddenly pop up behind u and banshee scream right into your ear, ITS SOOO FREAKIN SCARY. Sometimes, the girls would play with us, but some really bitchy girls complained that us boys are "sexually harassing" them. FIRSTLY, WHEN YOU PLAY CAREBEARS, YOU AGREE THAT PPL COULD GRAB YOU APPROPRIATELY (ARMS, SHOULDERS). SECONDLY, IF YOU DON'T WANT OTHER PPL TOUCHING U THEN DON'T PLAY CAREBEARS. Like whenever I'm going to catch them, they're like "Ewwww, don't touch me, stop harrassing me" I'm just like "WHAT THE FREAKING HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM? IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET TOUCHED OR 'HARASSED', THEN GET OUT OF THE GAME!" I swear theyre so bloody retarded I bet when they grow up they would get fired from every job.
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