Oh boi. here we go.
secondth part for
expectates vs realitits.
JANE THE KILLER
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
wow. p much every horny fanboy i the creepypasta community thinks that Jane is a SEXY MISTERIOUS BABE WITH CURVES AND A SEDUCTIVE SMILE AND BS WTF
no.
Her skin is burned but not bleached unlike jeff, she is WEARING a mask, her face is NOT pale with black eyes and lips, her hair is also messed up shes just wearing a wig.
She hates jeff, but that doesnt mean you cant ship em, but its just that her author confirmed that Jane is a lesbo and will never have a chance to be with jeff.
le sigh
CP authors are too controlling.
but srsly, read the goddamn story tyvm :)
SALLY
*sigh*
Sally, this kid. EVERYONE SHIPS HER WITH EVERY CP CHARACTER EVEN HER AUTHOR DOES.
which is pedophilic
"BUT PRINNCEEE, KIKI MADE AN AU THAT SALLY IS SEXTEEEENNNN!!!11 >:((((((("
aus are bs. aus wont change any canon fact. even if the creator confirmed that it's canon.
just like underlust, that au doesnt do half shit about the characters being all horny and shit because its not canon and will never be.
everyone thinks that sally is just some INNOCENT GHOST OF A DEAD CHILD
ooooooooo
so kawaii ♥♡♥♡
wtf.
and when there are fanfics, shes always the innocent type who cries and makes slenderman her daddy.
like what?
NINA THE KI- what the fuck
oh wow. wouldya
wouldya
HNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
WOULDYA LOOKATADADT
its the mary sue we all know and love, yours truly, nINAAAAAAAAA
cringe
basically, everyone in the fandom thinks that NINA is a CANON CREEPYPASTA CHAR-
WHAT THE FUCK
just... just look at her face... im not even gonna put a pic cuz i just dont want to look at her face rn...
anywaysss everyone in the fandom 99.999999% thinks tha shes a canon cp character which is retarded
beyond retarded
i mean seriously, her name is already bs, and her design is just-
imma just save this for a future rant
they even make REALLY GOOD FANART for her, put her in ANIMATIONS, and when someone asks: who is your favourite creepypasta?
...NINA THE KILLER CUZ SHES SO CUTE AND RELATABLE EHEMERHGEWRd
oh welp.
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