So, in this chapter, i'm gonna talk about what the fangirls think about the pastas and what they really are.
BEN DROWNED
Just like what i said last chapters ago (lolmao), Ben is an emotionless creepy-ass statue. Not a guy with a smirk and black, bleeding eyes. "Black bleeding eyes" for me, is cliché. A buncho pastas have it and it's
oVERRATED AND NOT CREEPY ANYMORE.
And why do people make Ben a perverted 12 year old who's really good at games? Not all gamers are good at games! What if he sucks at games but Legends of Zelda? Oh my God, why am i taking this seriously?
People need to stop jerking of for atleast 5 seconds rn.
C'MON MAN, Ben Drowned is my 2ndth best pasta! And fangirls are making him a trashy loser! jESUS, HES A GHOST YOU DICK STATUE SUCKERS!!!!
its time to stop.
EYELESS JACK
Oh, EJ... my first love when i was a trashy 10 year old. Now that im older and im less shitty, i can move on and lift my ass up and talk bout this shit.
Eyeless Jack is NOT a person! He is a monster/creature. DOES ANYONE EVEN READ THE STORIES? OR THEY JUST GO FOR THE FUCKING FANART?
He is not some boy over flowers guy that'll make your heart skip a beat! HES A MAN EATER, HOLY SHIT MAN!
NOW I JUST REALIZED HOW MUCH SHIT IVE BEEN EATING WHEN I WAS TEN OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*silently regrets that i was inlove with a cannibal back then*
He is not a HOT brunette guy with gray skin with a seductive smile - yOU HORNY FUCKS!!!!
(=
*sanity slowly decreases*
JEFF THE BLEACHED 13 YEAR OLD FUCKER
You have no idea how much i hate this guy, i dont know why girls are falling for this ugly fucker, i'd rather date a NEET than this thing...
I think he got his loud-ass fangirls from his emo looks and his edgy personality.
And why is he rude and sarcastic? HE SHOULD BE CRAZY AND PSYHOATIC!!! NOT SOME EVERYDAY GUY YOULL WALK UNTO!!! HE ISNT SOME HORNY SEX HUNGRY FUCK BOY WHO WATCHES GAY PORN EVERY THURSDAYS!!!!
YOU SHIT.
I dont want to talk more about this guy anymore, i despise him.
I want to burn a thousand pictures of him, or maybe burn the real HIM.
UGGGGGHHHHHHH...
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stay tuned for more screaming at
Expectations vs. Reality
3 pastas every part~!
*hugs and kisses*
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Creepypasta Rant
HumorThis book contains swearing, bad grammar, and caps The rants are about bad OCs, the fangirls, stupid AUs, unrealistic stories, and more bs (qoq) But most of this book talks about the creepypata fandom itself if you're a VERY sensitive person, please...
