Note: Mrs. McNugget is me and Nuts is my BFF. Neither of us owns Harry Potter, it belongs to JK Rowling!
Mrs. McNugget: So who's going to be our first victim?
Nuts: How about Dragon!
Mrs. McNugget: You mean Malfoy? This should be fun! *dials*
Nuts: How did you get his number?
Mrs. McNugget: I have him on speed dial.
Nuts: umm...ok
Malfoy: *picks up* Hello? Malfoy residence.
Mrs. McNugget: *in Pansy Parkinson's voice* Malfoy, I hate your guts! I am now going out with Voldemort, and I WANT MY CAT FUR SWEATER BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malfoy: But I love you! As a matter of fact, *gets down on one knee* I want you to be my wife!
Nuts: *laughing*
Mrs. McNugget: Well I hate you! Voldy is much sexier than you!
Malfoy: But he has no nose!
Mrs. McNugget: THERE IS NOTHING SEXIER THAN HAVING NO NOSE! And if you want to be my husband you have to come over to my house in a dress and be my boy toy forever!
Malfoy: Ok! *hangs up*
Nuts: Do you think he'll actually do it?
Mrs. McNugget: *normal voice* I'd laugh if he did.
At Pansy's house:
Malfoy: *arrives wearing a dress and knocks on her door*
Pansy: O_O MALFOY WHAT THE FUDGE ARE YOU DOING!?
Malfoy: B-but I thought...
Pansy: *slaps him and walks away*
