Neville Longbottom!

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Nuts will not be here in this episode. Peanut Butter is my little sister. Enjoy!

Mrs. McNugget: Hmmm...so who should we prank call today?

Peanut Butter: Let's do Neville!

Mrs. McNugget: *smiles evilly* Yes let's! *dials*

Peanut Butter: Where did you get his number?

Mrs. McNugget: That, my friend, is for me to know and for you to find out.

Peanut Butter: O_O

Neville: *picks up* Hello?

Peanut Butter: *in Professor Umbridge's voice* Hello Mr. Longbottom. I have called to tell you that you have been suspended.

Neville: B-but why?

Peanut Butter: NO QUESTIONS MR. LONGBOTTOM! Now if you want to get un-suspended, you will have to exterminate all Mimbulus Mimbletonias.

Mrs. McNugget: *in Professor Snape's voice* And if you do not, I will give you detention with me every day for the rest of your life.

Neville: *crying* But the Mimbulus Mimbletonia is my favorite plant ever!

Mrs. McNugget: DO IT TUBBY!!!!!!!!!!

Neville: O-ok!

Mrs. McNugget: *hangs up*

Peanut Butter: *in normal voice* Do you think he'll do it?

Mrs. McNugget: *also in normal voice* Naw, he wouldn't.

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