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Hidan x Reader || Gorgeous

Hidan x Reader || Gorgeous

"Hello, gorgeous, do I know you?"
"Fuck off, Hidan."
"Wow, (y/n). Can't take a fucking compliment? You really are a bitch."
"Shut the hell up. Next time try a better pickup line, asshole."
"My pickup lines are just fine. Not my problem you're just a dumb bitch who doesn't know the difference between a good one and bad one."
"Why don't you go try to hit on someone else for once instead of bothering me when I'm trying to do my work."
"Because Konan is taken, and you are the only other girl."
"Why not go into town and fuck some prostitute or slut from the bars."
"Because those whores don't know how the fuck to have a good time."
"And I do?"
"Well I'd fucking hope so. You're in the Akatsuki for fuck sakes."
"Pfft, because that has so much to fucking do with it. Just go away, Hidan. You're being annoying and distracting. If I don't get this done, Leader-sama will kill me."
"That man is a bastard and is always weighing you, and Konan down with work. Can't you take a little break and spend time alone with me?"
"I'd rather go fuck Deidara, or Tobi than be anywhere alone with you."
"Wow, so fucking harsh. Fine, but you're missing out. If you need me, you know where to find me. I'll be waiting, sexy."
"Just leave already."
"I'm going, sheesh! So fucking bossy!"

As soon as he was gone you relaxed. Letting out a sigh you returned to reviewing the mission report Pein had given to you earlier that day. It was a simple bounty mission report that Kakuzu had gone out on as ordered by the Rinnegan user. You gazed over it and let out a 'hmph', before putting it aside after marking it as approved and read. You tried to move on to the next one, but you found it impossible due to a certain silver haired man being on your mind. You groaned and slammed a hand down on the table. "God dammit..." you sighed before getting up and deciding to take a break.

You moved out of the room and headed towards the kitchen. Unfortunately, as you got close you heard loud shouting that was unmistakably a certain man. You groaned having a feeling you knew why and stopped in the doorway as you grabbed it with a hand. Of course it was Kakuzu and Hidan arguing. The bounty hunter was trying to count his money, but he ended up in an argument with Hidan who was screeching at the top of his lungs about something idiotic you were sure. You rubbed your temples as your grip on the doorframe tightened and made splinters dig into your palm. "Hidan," you snapped in annoyance. "Shut the hell up before I decapitate you, leave your damn head outside and get Itachi's crows to pluck out your eyes."
"Well look who it is! The bitch decided to leave her cave! And who in Jashin's name are you to tell me to shut up? This damn argument isn't concerning you."
"It is when you're screaming loud enough for the whole base to hear you. Now do us all a favor and stop," you retorted as you went and grabbed a water from the fridge.
"Why I ought to..." muttered Hidan as his grip on his scythe tightened.
"Do it, I dare you," you said with your back to the man. "You'll regret it so quickly."

He hesitated as if in thought before you heard the weapon moving through the air. You turned quickly and kicked outward at the weapon, sending it flying away from you and into the wall. The Jashinist cursed as he recoiled the coil to bring it back to him, but you were quicker. You jumped the counter and tackled him to the floor. He wasn't even able to regain his breath as you pushed a kunai against his throat. "I told you you'd regret that," you said in a low voice and the man grinned.
"Good, I like when you're feisty," he chuckled, and you growled in annoyance.
"God you don't know when to shut up," you snapped before Kakuzu cut in.
"I'd prefer you didn't cut him up again, (y/n). I don't feel like stitching him together, and Sasori doesn't want to heal him anymore," said the man.
"Hmph, then leave him in pieces."
"I can't. We have a mission tomorrow. I would if we didn't."
"Fine...I'll just embarrass him instead."

You returned to the man below you who was struggling to get out of your grip without getting his throat sliced open. You leaned down close to the Jashinist making him focus on you as he was startled by your closeness. "Hey what the-" he cut off as you smashed your lips to his. The man went rigid as you pressed so hard you were sure you left bruises. You didn't give him time to even kiss back as you pulled back, teeth grabbing his lip. You bit down hard making him yell and pulled back before releasing him. You licked your lips at the taste of his blood on your tongue and looked down at the infuriated man. Hidan looked ready to skin you alive at your embarrassing, harsh treatment to his mouth. Blood oozed from the fresh bite wound and trickled down to his chin. "You fucking bitch! Jashin will tear you apart for such a shitty move," snarled Hidan.
"I'd like to see him try. Now leave me the fuck alone!" you snapped as you grabbed his hair and smashed his head into floor.
"Bitch!"
"You deserve it!"
"Do not!"
"Do t-"
"Would you two stop?" said Kakuzu. "You've done quite enough, (y/n)."
"Shut up, Kakuzu," you said before leaving the man on the floor. "Now fuck off, Hidan."

With that you left the two men in the kitchen. Hidan sighed as he sat up and ribbed his head. "Damn is she hot when she's feisty," he sighed with a dreamy look on his face.
"You're a moron," muttered his partner.
"Shut it, Kakuzu! You're just mad your money can't have feelings towards you."
"Hmph...as if (y/n) likes you. She'd rather cut you into bits."
"Which is why I love her! I love a woman who's hard to get!"
"Hmph...such a moron."