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Riddles

1.How do we count cows?
Ans:using a cowculator

2.why did the mushroom go to the party
Ans:it's a fun..gi

3:the more you take,the more you leave behind
Ans:footsteps

4.what body part is pronounced as one letter but written with three.only two different letters are used
Ans:eye
5.what's always on its way but never arrives?
Ans:tommorow
6.how much dirt is in agile that has a radius of 42.6cm and a heightof 8cm.
Ans:a hole is empty there for there is no dirt
7.what comes down but never goes up.
Ans:rain
8.I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I
Ans:candle

9.in a one story pink house,there was a pink person,a pink cat,pink fish,pink tabbles and chairs, I mean everything was pink. What colour was the stairs?
Ans:it's has no stairs since its a one story house.

10.what did the eye say to the other eye.
Ans:between us thers one that smells