ORANGES

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Knock knock
Who's there?
ORANGE
ORANGE Who?
ORANGE you glad I'm here

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Two boys stole oranges and they decided to share it an the cemetery. When reaching the cemetry two oranges fell but thry ignoredit. They began counting"one for me on for you "
A drunkard passing by saw it and thought Jesus and the devil were sharing souls. He run to the pastor and told him everything. The  pastor agreed and when they reached. One of the boys said what about the two at the gate. They started running and never came back.

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